Big Kid: I guess you must have been weally, weally hungwy mommy.
Ashley: Why are you saying that?
Big Kid: Because I'm seein' dat you ated all of my krick or kreek candies.
Ashley: I didn't eat all of it.
Mr. Ashley: Yes she did.
Ashley: No I didn't! I just ate the stuff I knew you wouldn't like.
Big Kid: But how did you know what stuffs I wouldn't wike?
Ashley: I just know because I'm your mom. You don't like sour things, you don't like gummy things that stick to your teeth, you know.
Big Kid: Sometimes I wike some gummy tings.
Mr. Ashley: What about all of the chocolate? He likes chocolate.
Big Kid: Yeah, I do wuv chocowits.
Ashley: Stop you two, you're making me feel bad.
Big Kid: You should not feel bad mudder. I'm da one dat doesn't have Halloween candy anymore. (Big Sigh)
That may be one of the cutest things I have ever heard.. Big Kid is so freakin' cute!
ReplyDeleteI laughed out loud. Thanks!
ReplyDeleteGet that kid an agent!
ReplyDeleteSo, so cute!!!
ReplyDeleteBuy the poor kid some chocowits. That really is pretty funny and Mr. Ashley sounds like Mr. Kate - he'd drop me in the shit just as fast!
ReplyDeletethese conversations make me honestly laugh out loud. too funny!
ReplyDeleteSounds like my Big Kid this afternoon. Somehow all of his chocolates disappeared...
ReplyDeleteThere's a special spot in Hell for mommy's that eat their kids Halloween candy.
ReplyDeleteSee ya there.
Too funny!
ReplyDeleteI just wuv Big Kid and Ashwee's conversations!
ReplyDeleteYou are too much. These Big Kid convos are the best!
ReplyDeleteThe conversations kill me.
ReplyDeleteIs it wrong that if it were my kid, I'd not only not feel bad but I'd probably go "you snooze, you lose, suckah?"
I will make a stellar mother.
Oh my god that is so funny. (Go buy him a bag of Reese's. And one for you too, of course.)
ReplyDeleteThe Politician has forgotten about his krick or kreek candies... bonus for mom! Big Kid is the best... loves it.
ReplyDeletethanks, i peed. we all love big kid in my anonymous home.
ReplyDeleteLoves it.
ReplyDeleteAlso, it totally freaked me out that another Traci posted on here - my initial thought was "Whoa, when'd I post that?!"
I ate all my son's chocolate too!!! I gained the extra pounds to prove it. lol
ReplyDeleteOh too funny!!!!!!! I laughed outloud.
ReplyDeleteThat is so uncool of Mr. Ashley to rat you out. My husband wouldn't do that, but that's probably because he would eat twice as much candy as I would. It wouldn't be out of altruism.
ReplyDeletePoor Big Kid! Please tell me you got him some chocowits!
ReplyDeleteToo funny! I love kid's reasoning
ReplyDeleteI do wuv chocowits too!
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