So while reviewing my weight loss goals for 2008, I realized that I really just need to grow 3-4 inches. I'm 5'3, if I was 5'7/5'8, I'd be smokin' hot and it would be easier to find pants that fit right.
I'm tired of putting "Lose weight" on my resolutions list every year. Instead, I will amend my outline to include "Grow 4 inches" for 2008 and I'll break this vicious cycle.
Edited to add: How funny is it that I did the math wrong? This is SO ME. I freaking hate math and it hates me too. I guess I need to grow 4-5 inches to get the results I was looking for. That doesn't seem as do-able. Damn.
Amen, and amen.
ReplyDeleteFab idea. Let me know how to do it too. 5'2" is not fun and I hate spending $$ to have shit hemmed.
ReplyDeleteI'm 5'2" so I think to fit my weight, I'd have to be at least 9' tall....Maybe I should just get stilts???
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haha this is hilarious! i think the same thing... if i was just stretched out a bit i would be smokin!
ReplyDeleteI'm 5'7", and it's totally overrated. The ideal height is actually 5'9". I wonder if I can clear another two inches with regular visits to my chiropractor... Thanks for the awesome idea, Ashley!
ReplyDeleteI don't think that would work for me. I'm 5'4" and my legs are the length of someone 5'6" or 5'7", and I have no body. Of course, my legs are where all of my fat is. I doubt if I could grow another couple of inches that it would affect my fat thighs at all.
ReplyDeleteYeah-I highly recommend growing. You know what-yoga once a week will get you an inch better. I think if i stood up taller at least all the bulge would be re-distributed. Mr. QM and I are training to run a half marathon this year. Yes- I realize this makes me crazy.
ReplyDeleteI like the way you think but at least you've got me by an inch. I'm doing the Wii workout which I made up by myself. You are welcome to join me at that, just let me know.
ReplyDeletewe should have a group, Women United Against Being Five-Two, or WUABFT.
ReplyDeleteLet's see... I'm close to 5'8" now. How tall would I have to be for that to work for me? 6'2"? I'd be an Amazon! Still, I like your way of thinkin'!
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