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Saturday, February 9, 2008

Ready!

Okay, I'm ready to go. I look totally hot too, if I do say so myself (and I'd better say so myself, because no one else will). Great hair day, wearing my cute waffle knit J. Crew shirt with the Griffins on it and my long and lean jeans. With my Havaiaanas (how the fuck do you spell that?) because I always give up by the time I get to the shoes.

To pull this svelte look off (read: hide the muffin top) I had to wear my sexy Spanx bike shorts (that Mr. Ashley is never allowed to see me in and if he does accidentally see me, we either have to divorce or he has to poke his own eyes out) AND a camisole underneath.

So I feel a little like a stuffed potato and I'll be hot as hell all night, but I look damn good.

9 comments:

  1. Hope you are having a great time!

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  2. Hope you had fun! Is this the swooshy pony tail girl?

    DO NOT leave us hanging, we need details! ;)

    P.S. Only an annoyance factor of 1? I need to work on that, a girl's gotta have goals ;)

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  3. Did I comment already? Damn rum. If not, hop you had a GREAT time!!!

    But you would have more fun with me ;)

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  4. I am so jealous a night out without kids. I have some of the super sexy looking Spanx shorts, mine are the cheaper version she sells at Target, they are awesome.

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Don't tell the non-commenters, but I secretly hate them.

(kidding, kidding, I don't hate all of them. The shy ones are okay. The lazy ones suck though.)