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Sunday, March 30, 2008

Dear Madonna,

Perhaps it hasn't come to your attention that your daughter looks like a muppet monster with those eyebrows. Please allow me to present you the evidence:

Lourdes: Your Daughter
Muppets: No relation to you or humans
Bertmuppetmuppet

Now I know sometimes the mommy goggles can get fogged up, but surely you've noticed?

And hey, I'm all for loving yourself and embracing your Italian heritage and all...but I've seen chimps with less hair on their face.

She's a lovely girl (otherwise). There ain't no shame in a little wax, girlfriend, or better yet electrolysis. She's old enough, it's minor enough...get it done.

Trust me on this one.

Quite Frankly,
Ashley

P.S. Get the upper lip too, k?thxbai

18 comments:

  1. TaylorMarch 30, 2008 at 10:07 AM

    My daughter is the same age and I would get that shit waxed PRONTO.
    I would do it myself while she slept if I had to.

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  2. Jamie PMarch 30, 2008 at 10:14 AM

    Couldn't agree with you more!

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  3. AnonymousMarch 30, 2008 at 10:14 AM

    I honestly think she is delaying the inevitable. Lourdes is going to be a knock out and Madonna is trying to keep her ugly. First waxing then a leather bustier-like mother like daughter.

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  4. TaylorMarch 30, 2008 at 10:23 AM

    OK, I just read the label. That is too freaking funny. It made me realize that she prolly wants Lola to look as ugly as possible so that her age and irrelevance are less apparent. Watch for Lola to have a pixie haircut and acne soon.

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  5. RubiaLalaMarch 30, 2008 at 10:26 AM

    I know, right? I have totally thought the same thing before.

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  6. Mad About Plaid GirlMarch 30, 2008 at 12:11 PM

    Truer words have not been spoken. Amen sista.

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  7. Laural Out LoudMarch 30, 2008 at 12:13 PM

    Perez Hilton did the same post! Not too long after, little Lourdes showed up in public without as much hair between her eyebrows (I would've cleared a bit more room). So I guess Madonna reads Perez.

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  8. MelissaMarch 30, 2008 at 1:23 PM

    Her eyebrows drive me insane! If I had a daughter with brows like that, she'd be getting them waxed ASAP. Well said.

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  9. AFRoMarch 30, 2008 at 3:11 PM

    This is hilarious! I think you nailed it with the muppets... Also, way to throw in the upper lip thing at the end.

    She really is a beautiful little girl, but I think queenmother got it right... Madonna is delaying the inevitable.

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  10. AnonymousMarch 30, 2008 at 3:11 PM

    Wait Wait wait...I remember reading a number of years back that Madonna is a huge Frieda Kahlo fan. Maybe Madonna likes that her daughter looks like somebody she admires so much. That is my theory anyway.

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  11. AnonymousMarch 30, 2008 at 4:45 PM

    Dear God-I thought they were drawn in at 1st glance.
    Wax on-Lourdes.

    Glad you are feeling a little better, too. I've missed this..

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  12. Well I Do DeclareMarch 30, 2008 at 5:14 PM

    OMG that is horrible!!! How old is she?

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  13. MarieMarch 30, 2008 at 7:48 PM

    I feel so guilty for laughing as hard as did. Well...sorta. :o)

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  14. AnonymousMarch 30, 2008 at 8:08 PM

    I could not agrees more. She is stunning just like her Mother, but damn, wax off already!

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  15. JoyMarch 30, 2008 at 10:13 PM

    That is freakin crazy; I fear my dd will get my eyebrows and if so she will be having those mothers waxed so she too can enjoy the pain of being beautiful.

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  16. ~Gretchen~March 30, 2008 at 10:26 PM

    maybe we should send her magic cream?

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  17. AnonymousMarch 31, 2008 at 4:41 PM

    Oh, that poor girl. Wax. It's a good thing, Madge.

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  18. AnonymousMarch 31, 2008 at 6:16 PM

    eeeewwwwww!!!!

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Don't tell the non-commenters, but I secretly hate them.

(kidding, kidding, I don't hate all of them. The shy ones are okay. The lazy ones suck though.)