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Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Memo:

All closet inhabitants are asked to do NOTHING but cross all fingers and toes and chant, either silently or aloud, depending on your circumstances, "Give Ashley that job" over and over between the hours of 2:30 and 4:00.

Em's mom reminded me that I've never been interviewed for a job before, that in every prior case I've been pursued and offered jobs, not out looking for them. This actually only managed to add to my anxiety.

Don't forget, the sooner Ashley starts amassing her fortune, the sooner we go on the Closet Cruise.

31 comments:

  1. I've been watching Shark Week and decided that The Closet Cruise should go to Fiji. K?

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  2. Everything is crossed! You can do it!

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  3. Sending positive vibes your way! That job is yours! Jen

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  4. Fingers, toes, arms, legs and boobies are crossed for you. (Finally a good use for this ungodly early sagging!)

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  5. I will send positive thoughts your way for sure!

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  6. GOOD LUCK! I was thinking of you this morning about 4AM when I was up with the baby... I meant then to come and tell you... You'll ROCK that interview, girl! Chanting aloud and crossing all fingers and toes.

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  7. I'd wish you luck, but you don't need it. You have all the talent and charm any employer would be lucky to have!

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  8. Will do Ashley. You are going to do great!

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  9. Ashley,
    I wasn't able to leave a comment about Christian the lion for some reason. But if you check out youtube there are several videos that give more info about his life. Talk about boo-hooing! Oh, and I'm chanting for you in my head! Good luck!

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  10. I'm a closeted Closet Reader, but had to come out of the closet to ask - - Between 2:30 and 4 in which Time Zone? Synchronization of the watches could be a good thing. You don't want your readers to be chanting 1, 2, 3 hours too late!!!

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  11. Now that I'm back from vacation, I was finally able to catch up on what's going on. So:

    1. Congrats to Mr. A on the job
    2. Congrats on the interview
    3. Fingers crossed for job offer
    4. Fingers crossed on no more stinkers

    Sorry I missed like 2 weeks of posts and comments!

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  12. I’ve got an opening. You need to answer the phone, keep the supply cabinet full, laugh at my really unfunny jokes, I mean out loud knee slap kinda laugh with a “DA-YUM, that’s funny” at the end and take all the blame for things I screw up.

    Think you can handle it?

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  13. I actually thought about you this morning. I always do a hazy "what day is it?" thing when I wake up. The minute I remembered it was Wed. I also remembered your interview.

    GL!

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  14. I'm packing for the cruise! Oh,and chanting too!

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  15. Hoping for the best!

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  16. Will do, Ashley. Good thing my toes are so long that I truly can cross them just like fingers!

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  17. It is 2:53 and I am sending TONS of "Give Ashley that job!" vibes to you!!!

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  18. Your interview is going on right now!! Good Luck...positive vibes your way!

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  19. i think you are HILARIOUS. i've never commented before- but good luck!!

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  20. Waiting for an update!

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  21. K, it's now 4:13, so I am hoping it all went well!!

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  22. I've got things crossed and prayers headed up in your honor today. Let me know when I should get packed for the cruise!!

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  23. It's 2:30 over HERE, have they called yet????

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  24. I can't wait to hear how it went. I was pulling for ya!

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  25. I thought about you and wanted to leave a comment but I was at work! I am always scared to comment at work. I had to wait til I got home!

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  26. I can't comment about the lion thing below but that is freaking awesome! is that female just some wild lion that walked up and was chilling with them?

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Don't tell the non-commenters, but I secretly hate them.

(kidding, kidding, I don't hate all of them. The shy ones are okay. The lazy ones suck though.)