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Friday, October 3, 2008

I Swear

that they're chirping "Help us Ashley....just come over here with your tweezers and deliver us." but I KNOW they are not. I KNOW I AM NOT A CHICKEN MIDWIFE.

Ashley, you are not a chicken midwife and you will cry your fucking eyes out if you kill one of those chicks while intervening. Leave them alone!

3 comments:

  1. I totally singing this song in my head."I feel like chicken tonight,chicken tonight"

    Its so wrong. But I can't stop.

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  2. I would not be a ble to resist "helping" them.

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  3. There is NO way possible I would be able to resist them!

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Don't tell the non-commenters, but I secretly hate them.

(kidding, kidding, I don't hate all of them. The shy ones are okay. The lazy ones suck though.)