Leather cleaner does NOT work well as a shampoo. It sprays on quite nicely and lathers up fantastically once you get it wet, but you don't want to get that shit in your eyes or have to rinse your hair until the water runs clean.
He just thought he'd save you the trouble of trying it, he's been experimenting with spraying different things he finds under the kitchen sink in his hair and leather cleaner didn't work for him.
He is a cowboy, isn't he?? Don't all cowboys have hair and skin made of leather? I'm sure it seemed just the right choice... at the time!
ReplyDeleteOne morning, running late for work, I went in to the bathroom to do the final step of prep before heading out the door. That step was to spray hair spray on my perfect hair. I reached under the sink, pulled out the can and commenced to spray. It took a minute to realize I wasn't smelling hair spray. I opened my eyes to see that my head was covered in scrubbing bubbles from Dow Bathroom Cleaner!
ReplyDeleteI was late to work, but I had a funny story to tell.
Maybe it's time to consider super-security index finger and retina reading super locks for your cabinets, Ashley...you could even put the coffee in there!
ReplyDeleteGood to know - thanks Little Kid!
ReplyDeleteSo glad for a LK story, we were definitely due! How are he and his daycare lady getting on?
ReplyDeleteLeather cleaner, eh? Maybe he should have tried it on his skin... that's kind of more, er, leathery, no?