Wow, nice mom jeans, Jess!
You know what, I thought that was Britney at first. Lord please let that not be the new trend. I will have to kill myself.
Why would you purposely try to look awful?
That poor young woman! She must be in post-partum depression to think those are right! They are sooo wrong and I am 55 years old! LOL! Lisa
You know, if those things make her look heavy, what would they look like on a normal sized person?
gag. those things make her look like 30lbs heavier.
Seriously-how does someone who is so fit find clothes that make her look so fat.
So glad you posted that pic... I was gonna post it... yeah, wow, just... wow.
Ew. The jeans, the belt. Is that a baby bump?
Oh my god, please tell me that picture was photoshopped. That is the one of the ugliest damn outfits I've ever seen. YUCK!
Yeah, um, she's been enjoying the BBQ ribs a bit too much. And thiswas at a local Chili Cook-Off. You know she ate everything in sight!
Wow....those are bad. I don't feel nearly as bad about my post-partum pooch now. Apparently chili cookoffs aren't worth getting dressed up for.
Eww-and the leopard print belt-WTF? Can she not afford a "wardrobe helper" (what are they called)? Obviously I'm not one to judge. LOL
I'm feeling very secure about my choice of jeans right now.
Oh my lawd! Time to fire the stylist...
That is just wrong...does she want to look fat??? Maybe the designer paid her to wear that.
What the hell?
Ashley, Ashley, Ashley. The jealously simply has to stop, my friend. ;)
That has to be the most unflattering pair of pants ever. And they look like they might cause a yeast infection.
ok, i saw this yesterday and was thinking -- who forgot to approve her before she walked out the door. A) when did she get fat, yes, I said it, FAT I know I'm not one to talk, but that just gives me the right to say it, i am fat, i know fat!B) someone call Rachel Zoe, see if she has an opening for a new client
Whoa. It's not just unflattering clothes. She has arm flab. She is really young for arm flab.
"Everything's bigger in Texas."
@Anniebanannie Bwahahahahaha!heheheheeh.Hee..You know I used to have a pair of jueans with pockets like that and they made me look JUST as bad. ...or perhaps the problem was that I was trying to fit into them and they were my little sister's jeans... Jessica, give Ashley back her jeans!
And can we talk about the fact that she was working a chili cook-off when this picture was taken? How sad! She should fire daddy as her manager.
... heard today that sister Ashley is all pissed off about the flack size 2 sister Jessica is getting.If she is a size 2, I'm a size -000
I can't find the words, either. Eww!
Don't tell the non-commenters, but I secretly hate them. (kidding, kidding, I don't hate all of them. The shy ones are okay. The lazy ones suck though.)
Wow, nice mom jeans, Jess!
ReplyDeleteYou know what, I thought that was Britney at first.
ReplyDeleteLord please let that not be the new trend. I will have to kill myself.
Why would you purposely try to look awful?
ReplyDeleteThat poor young woman! She must be in post-partum depression to think those are right! They are sooo wrong and I am 55 years old! LOL! Lisa
ReplyDeleteYou know, if those things make her look heavy, what would they look like on a normal sized person?
ReplyDeletegag. those things make her look like 30lbs heavier.
ReplyDeleteSeriously-how does someone who is so fit find clothes that make her look so fat.
ReplyDeleteSo glad you posted that pic... I was gonna post it... yeah, wow, just... wow.
ReplyDeleteEw. The jeans, the belt. Is that a baby bump?
ReplyDeleteOh my god, please tell me that picture was photoshopped. That is the one of the ugliest damn outfits I've ever seen. YUCK!
ReplyDeleteYeah, um, she's been enjoying the BBQ ribs a bit too much. And thiswas at a local Chili Cook-Off. You know she ate everything in sight!
ReplyDeleteWow....those are bad. I don't feel nearly as bad about my post-partum pooch now. Apparently chili cookoffs aren't worth getting dressed up for.
ReplyDeleteEww-and the leopard print belt-WTF? Can she not afford a "wardrobe helper" (what are they called)? Obviously I'm not one to judge. LOL
ReplyDeleteI'm feeling very secure about my choice of jeans right now.
ReplyDeleteOh my lawd! Time to fire the stylist...
ReplyDeleteThat is just wrong...does she want to look fat??? Maybe the designer paid her to wear that.
ReplyDeleteWhat the hell?
ReplyDeleteAshley, Ashley, Ashley. The jealously simply has to stop, my friend. ;)
ReplyDeleteThat has to be the most unflattering pair of pants ever. And they look like they might cause a yeast infection.
ReplyDeleteok, i saw this yesterday and was thinking -- who forgot to approve her before she walked out the door.
ReplyDeleteA) when did she get fat, yes, I said it, FAT I know I'm not one to talk, but that just gives me the right to say it, i am fat, i know fat!
B) someone call Rachel Zoe, see if she has an opening for a new client
Whoa. It's not just unflattering clothes. She has arm flab. She is really young for arm flab.
ReplyDelete"Everything's bigger in Texas."
ReplyDelete@Anniebanannie Bwahahahahaha!
ReplyDeleteheheheheeh.
Hee..
You know I used to have a pair of jueans with pockets like that and they made me look JUST as bad.
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or perhaps the problem was that I was trying to fit into them and they were my little sister's jeans...
Jessica, give Ashley back her jeans!
And can we talk about the fact that she was working a chili cook-off when this picture was taken? How sad! She should fire daddy as her manager.
ReplyDelete... heard today that sister Ashley is all pissed off about the flack size 2 sister Jessica is getting.
ReplyDeleteIf she is a size 2, I'm a size -000
I can't find the words, either. Eww!
ReplyDelete