Big Kid just emerged from his room with a note and demanded that I read it to little kid:
"Dear little kid, Please dont boter me. I do not like it. From Big Kid."
As soon as I finished reading it, little kid tried to lasso Big Kid with a pair of leather riding reins and yelled, "You a cow!" as Big Kid ran back into his room screaming, "Read it again, mom! It didn't work, read it again!"
I CAN.NOT.WAIT until Mr. Ashley gets home.
Oh lord. I'm so there with ya... The Mister is out of town on business (*ahem* in fucking NEW ORLEANS. Business my ass.) and I am on beer number whatever, who's counting, and have had a valium. Thank god for mother's little helpers...
ReplyDeleteOMG, lmfao! That his hilarious!
ReplyDeleteIt is times like that you have to wish that you had a film crew, huh?
ReplyDeletelove it!
ReplyDeleteI heart Big Kid. Being the oldest is tough stuff. Let him know that one day (15-20 years) he might actually like Little Kid.
ReplyDeleteOh it is just so funny... There is nothing I look forward to more than seeing a reply of Big and Little kids in my Google Reader. Please just start filming them and posting it.
ReplyDeleteLOL they remind me of my little brothers who were about 2 years apart (7 and 9 years younger than me). They were always doing things to eachother. Now they are great friends!
ReplyDeleteCrack me up bigtime!
ReplyDeleteMy husband travels a lot with business also. A glass of wine (or 2) ALWAYS helps. ;-)
ReplyDeleteThe lasso thing sounds like something my 3 y/o would do to my 18 m/o... *facepalm*
ReplyDeleteLittle kid cracks me up. Big time.
Bravo to big kid for Trying to handle the problem in a non violent way...sorry it didn't work...maybe you should have read it slower...or louder...
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