"Look! I got a letter fwom my wook fwiends," said little kid.
"Oh? What does it say?" I asked, humoring him.
"It says, 'Dear little kid, your mumum is really dumb."
"little kid, how dare you say that? This is your first and last warning, watch your mouth or you're getting a time-out. I have really had it with you."
"You can't give my wook fwiends a time out! And you can't give me a time out just 'cuz my wook fwiends thinks you're dumb! I tode you they are bad guys, sometimes."
"Don't start. I have been very patient with this whole thing with your work friends. Knock it off with the language, that's what I'm telling you."
"I'm tellin' you my wook fwiends writed this letter!"
"I watched you write it. You sat at the kitchen island, wrote it with a pen you got from my purse and then read it to me. I'm not dumb."
"I don't think you are, just my wook fwiends does."
It really is hard to argue with that logic.
ReplyDeleteI think LK might be an evil genius. Imagine if he was in charge of BP? Maybe you can direct his interest to powers of good so we can all benefit from his genius? I don't know how though.
ReplyDeleteThat is one smart cookie!
ReplyDeleteI am sorry it's really not funny. But I am having a crappy day and it gave me a good laugh. Sorry, but I needed it.
ReplyDeleteLove you!
lk is hilarious! Your pain brings many of us great pleasure.
ReplyDeleteI wish we were on Facebook so I could like all the posts on this page, lol. I truly am laughing out loud and irritating my husband who doesn't know what's going on. So, even better.
ReplyDeleteMy almost 4 year old is little kid's evil twin. They are alike in many ways...all the annoying ones.
he gets points in my book for being pretty smart. But, I know how frustrating this is.. I have had to put my kid and his lovey- bunny- in time-out... because, " It wasn't me, it was bunny that did it!" So, I told him HE is responsible for bunny and if bunny does something they BOTH get time-out.
ReplyDeleteHe is so funny! I wonder what he will be like when he grows up? Such a great imagination!
ReplyDeleteAs always, your kids are so entertaining. You should post some video of him. I just love how you spell things as he says them but wish I could actually hear him. For some reason I picture him having a deeper/more gruff voice, although at his age that is unlikely, so I don't know why I think that. Must be his bad-ass attitude!
sounds like you need to get LK fired!
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