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Sunday, March 11, 2012

Uncle Babysitter

"I'm going to start babysitting babies and I'll charge $1 an hour but only $3 for a whole day because I love babies and want to be able to watch a lot of them," Big Kid said.

"Um, bro? Is this deal gonna be abailable when I'm growed up?" asked little kid.

"Why?"

"'Cuz I wanna have a baby but I have other big plans, so if you could watch it for 3 bucks while I do that other stuff..."

"Dude, I don't know if you're the type who should have a baby."

"Why? I want babies! I just wanna do other stuff too so I need to know if you'll watch it, is all."

1 comment:

  1. Ha! At least they are planning on having kids. My son says he is staying with us.... *sigh*

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