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Monday, April 1, 2013

What If

"What if you had a pet crow and you covered it in shaving cream and shaved it bald, then dressed it in a tuxedo and gave it a glass of wine and a top hat?" little kid asked.

"That would be amazing," I answered honestly.

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Don't tell the non-commenters, but I secretly hate them.

(kidding, kidding, I don't hate all of them. The shy ones are okay. The lazy ones suck though.)