tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post1151273480258214893..comments2024-01-09T02:09:03.122-05:00Comments on Ashley Quite Frankly: Master Cleanse Diet: Day 2Ashleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09830109486291771097noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-83107526315102337052007-10-10T21:27:00.000-04:002007-10-10T21:27:00.000-04:00I like it...Muffin tops are the new six pack....I'...I like it...Muffin tops are the new six pack....I'm now freakin HOT.<BR/><BR/>Thank you for the laughter and thank God I didn't try the Master Cleanse thing.A Girl, A Boy, and Mehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15952377787888335102noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-79600963284737742007-10-10T21:03:00.000-04:002007-10-10T21:03:00.000-04:00I don;t even visit that often but did today to see...I don;t even visit that often but did today to see how you were holding up. I about busted a gut laughing when I read that. <BR/>Thanks, what a way to end my day.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-61206682765051451542007-10-10T13:53:00.000-04:002007-10-10T13:53:00.000-04:00If muffin tops are the new 6 pack, I am SO in styl...If muffin tops are the new 6 pack, I am SO in style! Yay me!<BR/><BR/>That diet sounded interesting. I almost (almost being the key word) was gonna try it...Sarahvizhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07257891014401157085noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-76952637255453272312007-10-10T02:47:00.000-04:002007-10-10T02:47:00.000-04:00Yea, don't think 6 pounds is worth anything like w...Yea, don't think 6 pounds is worth anything like what you went through the past 2 days. <BR/><BR/><I>I'm just going to try to convince everyone that muffin tops are the new 6 pack.</I><BR/><BR/>LOVE IT!!!!Smoochiefroghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11574066723514963554noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-67324892818096105232007-10-09T23:06:00.000-04:002007-10-09T23:06:00.000-04:00Whew! So glad you come to your senses! I've hear...Whew! So glad you come to your senses! I've heard of some crazy diets...but I googled that crap last night and it sounds like the nastiest thing ever! Ew.<BR/><BR/>Sasha - I started Lexapro about the same time that you did. It's a freaking miracle drug! I love it!Rebeccahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02957936326211980114noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-75392008194926524312007-10-09T22:58:00.000-04:002007-10-09T22:58:00.000-04:00I say screw the muffin tops and just go for the fu...I say screw the muffin tops and just go for the full coffee cake stuffed into your jeans....its truly the "hot" new look (or so I keep telling myself)Katehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03447905804174563374noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-67214417676037247022007-10-09T22:29:00.000-04:002007-10-09T22:29:00.000-04:00Well, there you go. If you can't do it, I KNOW I ...Well, there you go. If you can't do it, I KNOW I can't even begin to do it! Glad we got that squared away - off to grab a bowl of triple fudge brownie ice cream.Judyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14858511221598789469noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-14267157782474943202007-10-09T22:12:00.000-04:002007-10-09T22:12:00.000-04:00New reader here - LOVE your blog! At first I foun...New reader here - LOVE your blog! At first I found you to be a bit offensive but in a completely hilarous way. I told myself to get over it because I can use a few good laughs (which you always provide) and frankly sometimes I just need to lighten up. <BR/><BR/>Skip the detox and go with the Sonoma Diet if you really want to lose weight but also want to still eat. I swear by this diet and the new eating pattern that it helps to establish. I had to add in a few extra calories per day because I am pretty active. It wasn't terribly painful and I haven't gained a single pound back. I just squeezed myself into a size 25 pair of COH jeans today!<BR/><BR/>Whatever you do keep on writing - you are so, so funny!<BR/><BR/>LisaAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-38443655052187741042007-10-09T22:08:00.000-04:002007-10-09T22:08:00.000-04:00So glad you came to your senses! No way I could d...So glad you came to your senses! No way I could do it- I did the 48 hour Hollywood Diet a few times and about died. And that stuff didn't taste all that bad and it did not involve peeing out my ass. I'm telling you- I'm a walking advertisement for Lexapro- since I started taking it 6 weeks ago, life is grand again!Sashahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11209668208226269653noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-88996637174348292002007-10-09T21:15:00.000-04:002007-10-09T21:15:00.000-04:00You fought the good fight. And I'll bet you did so...You fought the good fight. And I'll bet you did some good cleansing in these 2 days. You know that all the people who did this diet had teams of people helping them make it through 24/7. You need a diet doula. :) I think I could do this if I had a team of people to take care of my kids, feed my family, mix up all of my drinks and hand them to me when it was time to take them, reassure me that I'm not going to die, and knock the fork out of my hand every time I tried to sneak a bite.Reneehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04499654224747325024noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-65468655509811489952007-10-09T21:05:00.000-04:002007-10-09T21:05:00.000-04:00I know you're a "coke addict." If by that you mean...I know you're a "coke addict." If by that you mean regular coke, I used to be too (well, I type that as I'm sitting here drinking one). But, MOSTLY what I have now is diet pepsi. I generally despise diet drinks, but I had to lose a few pounds and that was the easiest choice. They're really not so bad at all!jenniferhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18063588228788837802noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-48223476970232246502007-10-09T20:39:00.000-04:002007-10-09T20:39:00.000-04:00YOu lasted longer than I could. lolMuffin tops ar...YOu lasted longer than I could. lol<BR/><BR/>Muffin tops are so much bettar than wash board abs. lolMistyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10920686346718843672noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-47298484249212113782007-10-09T20:33:00.000-04:002007-10-09T20:33:00.000-04:00I'm glad to know you've regained your sanity. Sher...I'm glad to know you've regained your sanity. Sherri, your turn!Debhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13850825844277186930noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-75033107934838689582007-10-09T19:22:00.000-04:002007-10-09T19:22:00.000-04:00If it helps with your decision to keep going... my...If it helps with your decision to keep going... my father in law lost about 20 pounds doing this diet - that's the good part. The bad part is once he started eating again he gained it all back. So if it's weight loss that is motivating you - you will lose the weight but gaining it back is pretty much certain. Having said all of this good luck! He said it made him feel GREAT getting all the toxins out of his body!k e r r yhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14253275439503998821noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-24207838423894226792007-10-09T16:50:00.000-04:002007-10-09T16:50:00.000-04:00Case in point..Instantly I became hungry even talk...Case in point..Instantly I became hungry even talking about not eating....<BR/>While I was typing this, Trevor came over to me and put what I thought was a cheerio in my mouth. <BR/>Too bad it wasn't a cheerio.. and I don't know that I want to know what it was. Last time I checked, cheerios don't taste like ass and aren't squishy..<BR/><BR/>Blah.Tracihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02845322113064042399noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-88636177148187198092007-10-09T16:48:00.000-04:002007-10-09T16:48:00.000-04:00Once again...Good luck with that.I get pissed off ...Once again...<BR/>Good luck with that.<BR/><BR/>I get pissed off when I have to fast after midnight for a blood test in the morning. Tell me I can't eat and I will immediately become famished and start shaking from 'low-blood-sugar' until I get me some carbs.Tracihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02845322113064042399noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-57367000120634439722007-10-09T15:58:00.000-04:002007-10-09T15:58:00.000-04:00I am starting to play mind games with myself...the...I am starting to play mind games with myself...there is no way they really mean NO FOOD. There has to be some kind of food I can eat. Something...<BR/><BR/>Being "slightly" neurotic I am starting to obsess about not eating. It's not hunger yet it is obsession. I saw a video about the sea (k)natt and her young eat her from the inside until they burst through her husk of a body...yeah that kind of obessessing. I am sure I have blubber to survive on but someone just asked me why I was willing to cause harm to my gums? wtf? The lady said your gums need you to chew...I said I think they can manage with a few days vacation and she shrugged her shoulders in that way that lets you know "If you want to be an idiot I can't stop you!" <BR/><BR/>I've never thought of myself as a strong person with self control. I'm not talking bad about myself I have lots of evidence to back up this thought. This evidence is now playing non-stop in my head. How did I think I could do this? <BR/><BR/>To be honest I can no longer voice my "reason" for doing this. I'm wondering if I ever had one.<BR/><BR/>le sigh<BR/><BR/>SherriUnknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16575542168615067837noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-21811716677898189972007-10-09T14:38:00.000-04:002007-10-09T14:38:00.000-04:00What a freakin visual....Hot mom making lunch for ...What a freakin visual....Hot mom making lunch for her kids making porn with a carrot.....thanks for the Coke on my screen now!Katehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03447905804174563374noreply@blogger.com