<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post1504556167823175932..comments</id><updated>2010-09-26T21:18:19.125-04:00</updated><category term='photo contest'/><category term='little kid strikes again'/><category term='don&apos;t mess with his chocolate'/><category term='and no virus downloading for little kid'/><category term='mental health day canceled'/><category term='another REALLY crazy day'/><category term='no need to panic'/><category term='i don&apos;t think he can do it'/><category term='what a great christmas gift'/><category term='fired from motherhood'/><category term='you can&apos;t say STFU to a baby'/><category term='what kind of woman do they think I am'/><category term='An adult half-ninja in a dinosaur suit'/><category term='Forgotten Favorites'/><category term='This is a freaking emergency people'/><category term='nobel peace prize winning idea'/><category term='Note to self: get a wrench'/><category term='cutest carrot ever'/><category term='chicks rule'/><category term='P.S. I&apos;m serious about the sandwich thing'/><category term='Probably Not'/><category term='even if they are a  pain in my ass'/><category term='Douchebaggery at its finest'/><category term='Not always a bad mom'/><category term='Sorry Hillary'/><category term='precipitation participation'/><category term='library wins again'/><category term='i&apos;ll adjust'/><category term='Free e-books'/><category term='I know it won&apos;t be fun'/><category term='thinking about it'/><category term='It&apos;s more fun if you&apos;re drinking'/><category term='Your Mr. wants Too Timid sex toys for V Day'/><category term='Can&apos;t judge a book by changing covers'/><category term='Totally Her is totally cool'/><category term='Call me'/><category term='They liked Mr. Ashley too'/><category term='hard O sounds'/><category term='Christian is a goddamn child prodigy and deserves to win'/><category term='Sexy huh?'/><category term='No I&apos;m kidding--i hope it never comes to that'/><category term='in search of the closet flock'/><category term='Please excuse this real life interruption'/><category term='Team Christian'/><category term='Problem Solved'/><category term='he is so pleased with himself'/><category term='Please please please please God no'/><category term='hope the haitian washed the bush cooties away'/><category term='ignoring him is the correct approach'/><category term='A selfish attention loving weiner gobbler&apos;s dream come true'/><category term='Klassy Friday fun with the Ashleys'/><category term='Shit must get done'/><category term='Big kid rocks'/><category term='Not quite as thankful as the day wears on'/><category term='Why am I doing all of this today?'/><category term='Mysterious ways indeed'/><category term='It is now 4am...fucking 4am...that is insane'/><category term='At least she got 50'/><category term='but you know they will'/><category term='now with new and improved response times'/><category term='such a good girl'/><category term='on a deserted island with no children and a big library'/><category term='punk'/><category term='If you&apos;re going to be a turd...go lay in the yard.'/><category term='Change is bad'/><category term='Sucks to be Florida'/><category term='we may just have to get rid of the grill'/><category term='The greatest show on earth'/><category term='Need advice'/><category term='the good liar'/><category term='People in hell want ice water'/><category term='One Day'/><category term='Whoring out Ashley&apos;s Closet'/><category term='Still notable though'/><category term='Elf not on a shelf'/><category term='pretty punny'/><category term='Yep four beach days in a row'/><category term='It&apos;s still before noon'/><category term='It does sound like a good time...'/><category term='Stop with the fake lashes already'/><category term='Because a gigantic scab is better than clogged pores right?'/><category term='P.S. I did go on Christmas Eve...Beach church does count right?'/><category term='Don&apos;t let him trick you'/><category term='Including but not limited to...'/><category term='It&apos;s Just Wrong'/><category term='Starting now'/><category term='hedgehogs fuck yeah'/><category term='Done'/><category term='that kind of day'/><category term='life plan number 984'/><category term='i love every weird little bit of him'/><category term='link blink'/><category term='Love him'/><category term='Yo Gabba Gabba and Poop'/><category term='almost party time'/><category term='hazards ahead'/><category term='Or maybe even a little more...'/><category term='He is pretty smart'/><category term='Okay just a little'/><category term='He says he didn&apos;t do it'/><category term='Just a little'/><category term='Dear Tooth Fairies'/><category term='jon lovitz from SNL reincarnated and living with Ashley'/><category term='Ruby'/><category term='Don&apos;t choose a book by it&apos;s cover'/><category term='God Bless SweetMichelle'/><category term='I&apos;m already thinking of names'/><category term='more celebrity baby naming weirdness'/><category term='So are they or are they not coming to get him?'/><category term='because sometimes mother nature is wrong'/><category term='poor farrah'/><category term='because I don&apos;t have custody'/><category term='Too tired to even get a glass of wine'/><category term='really really badly'/><category term='seemed like a good idea at the time'/><category term='Show &apos;em who is the boss'/><category term='dem&apos;s chicks'/><category term='or at least until december 24th'/><category term='damn kids'/><category term='You&apos;ve loved me for a year'/><category term='Happy Anniversary with Big Kid'/><category term='weird and wonderful'/><category term='I just really like presents'/><category term='I used a curse word in the title again'/><category term='I don&apos;t get out much'/><category term='Big Debut of the Boys'/><category term='thank you sweet baby jesus'/><category term='okay now go'/><category term='reward'/><category term='poor baby'/><category term='Reason 1453897 that I&apos;m not a teacher.'/><category term='links of greatness'/><category term='growling at 2-year-olds is okay'/><category term='and for being a total dumb ass'/><category term='lump of coal'/><category term='next time'/><category term='he breaks enough stuff already'/><category term='And time goes by so slowly and time can do so much'/><category term='Look at him'/><category term='3 day weekend at that'/><category term='That is some deep shit'/><category term='parenting tip successes'/><category term='Charlie and the God Damn Chocolate Factory kicks ass'/><category term='Too tired to type it twice'/><category term='I don&apos;t know why'/><category term='Michael Angelo&apos;s Freezer Meals for dinner'/><category term='are straps that bad'/><category term='It sucks to be me'/><category term='sucks to be you'/><category term='it won&apos;t be too early for long'/><category term='BOOYAH MY KID IS A GENIUS'/><category term='Hey y&apos;all...look at me y&apos;all....y&apos;all I&apos;m over here'/><category term='Try again tomorrow'/><category term='God bless them all'/><category term='he&apos;s catching on'/><category term='Fuck a college fund...I need a furniture fund'/><category term='You&apos;re welcome'/><category term='Who says no satellite tv is a bad thing'/><category term='because I&apos;m evil and I like the beach'/><category term='it is really big'/><category term='the internet can be a bad thing'/><category term='I said a massage AND mimosas'/><category term='Wednesday wednesday make new friends day'/><category term='since I have to manage him anyway'/><category term='giveaway link'/><category term='Cowbaby'/><category term='i bet he&apos;ll beat some babies down'/><category term='first graders are weird'/><category term='P.S. Why do you yell instead of talk? I hate that.'/><category term='You&apos;re Wrong. Done.'/><category term='i was thinking outback'/><category term='unless you count the jewish guy'/><category term='Ashley In Your Inbox'/><category term='enjoy'/><category term='he won&apos;t tolerate soggy sandwiches'/><category term='moms make good skeletons'/><category term='Shhhhhhh'/><category term='I still want to hire a housekeeper'/><category term='I think she actually has a chance at turning out okay'/><category term='This is Jesus...how can I help you?'/><category term='Where the Wild Things Are--freaking awesome'/><category term='Foshizzle My Nizzle...is that spelled right?'/><category term='cuz i need a break and he&apos;s good at it'/><category term='he also loves garbage men'/><category term='Prove that you love me as much as I love you'/><category term='it probably felt good too'/><category term='This is sewious'/><category term='Trisha and Boris'/><category term='cuz I&apos;m tired'/><category term='Missing Christmas isn&apos;t fair'/><category term='Just kidding...they don&apos;t work like that'/><category term='Curly hair = easy'/><category term='MILFness'/><category term='they shouldn&apos;t be so cute if you shouldn&apos;t keep them'/><category term='my lovely little parasite'/><category term='Did I mention I have a headache?'/><category term='You&apos;re kind of skanky'/><category term='I&apos;m a poor sport like that'/><category term='4 days left to register'/><category term='be the change you want to see in the world'/><category term='master spacer'/><category term='KID FREE BABY...Now that&apos;s hot'/><category term='links because I love you'/><category term='will work for coke codes'/><category term='since it probably won&apos;t last long'/><category term='it was Mr. Ashley&apos;s fault'/><category term='damn you puppies'/><category term='surrender the booty'/><category term='I guess it&apos;s good news'/><category term='don&apos;t answer'/><category term='My kids dress cool'/><category term='Bedtime is Soon'/><category term='I swear I&apos;m a human'/><category term='Another Glamorous adventure in the awesome life of Ashley'/><category term='oh lord won&apos;t you buy a mercedes benz and a maid'/><category term='After 10 years...it is the least he could do'/><category term='No thinking required'/><category term='oh joy'/><category term='not going to be an astronaut when he grows up'/><category term='they&apos;ve got to be learning something'/><category term='That would be really nice of you'/><category term='Her ob/gyn better send her a gift basket at xmas'/><category term='and it&apos;s only 9:45...'/><category term='and I&apos;ll let him help'/><category term='No pressure sasha'/><category term='Fuck the Shiz'/><category term='Eating is a really good thing'/><category term='Damn Nigerians'/><category term='Dora&apos;s head is shaped like a football...coincidence?'/><category term='wait til you hear my theory on UFOs'/><category term='A Beautiful Day in my Neighborhood and a dead sea turtle'/><category term='Yo ho Yo ho'/><category term='So maybe not'/><category term='prison break'/><category term='Poor bride'/><category term='I hate it'/><category term='Simple Sowution...dest don&apos;t wisten'/><category term='Target here we come'/><category term='I&apos;m not dead yet'/><category term='and I&apos;m tempted to leave him there'/><category term='thank you Big Kid'/><category term='I love those stupid dogs'/><category term='awkward conversations about death'/><category term='except for the Kennedys'/><category term='Good thing it&apos;s just a rough draft'/><category term='P.S. It&apos;s about the grades...come on girlfriend...you&apos;re smarter than that...just get it done...k?thxbai'/><category term='thanks lutherans'/><category term='He tortures ducks too'/><category term='Almost nap time'/><category term='slipping &apos;n sliding through life'/><category term='It is brilliant'/><category term='now we know'/><category term='More later alligators'/><category term='cheep cheep'/><category term='that will be soon I swear'/><category term='I didn&apos;t think so'/><category term='and more than they&apos;ll ever know'/><category term='I wish i was here'/><category term='I love it'/><category term='did you know they can&apos;t have hamburger helper?'/><category term='We&apos;d put the Cool in Homescool....'/><category term='I don&apos;t know why the taxi drivers didn&apos;t think we were funny'/><category term='what to do'/><category term='Damn I love them so much it hurts'/><category term='little kid digs the latex pants'/><category term='Apparently no one 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term='Frugal is the new green'/><category term='cancer sucks'/><category term='little kid is already in time out this morning'/><category term='Kid free days are the best'/><category term='I suffer from brain damage'/><category term='Party on plam street'/><category term='so watch out for more of that'/><category term='I&apos;m right...right?'/><category term='it&apos;s enough of a rip off'/><category term='Stinky front loading washers'/><category term='No really'/><category term='I know best anyway'/><category term='Who&apos;s the boss'/><category term='stupid teeth'/><category term='Pray for me (and them)'/><category term='Terribly funny'/><category term='Just kidding I know I have to invite the kids'/><category term='donate and then take a break from the news'/><category term='I really love all the ass kissing'/><category term='Anything but laundry'/><category term='that sounds wrong but trust me on this one'/><category term='Watch out Martha here I come'/><category term='rocking the glasses'/><category term='Get a life'/><category term='I love me some flex pay'/><category term='NLP:RD'/><category term='Missing Joey the Duck'/><category term='Clearly I am not cleaning or packing'/><category term='We&apos;ve never parked our cars in a garage...EVER'/><category term='You suck'/><category term='flipflops forever'/><category term='but not too guilty'/><category term='There should be a discount'/><category term='I like free stuff...you would too'/><category term='Convenience costs too much'/><category term='So sweet'/><category term='Don&apos;t worry...we&apos;ll do fun stuff today too'/><category term='That&apos;s all I got'/><category term='don&apos;t hate your dog'/><category term='a genuine in-store sorry could have prevented this'/><category term='Why no hot dog button?'/><category term='fingers crossed for the pot-filling faucet'/><category term='that&apos;s probably how you got here'/><category term='Not one semicolon was used in this post'/><category term='See you in 45 minutes'/><category term='fine by me'/><category term='Grown ups use cleaners....seriously?'/><category term='Ashley&apos;s Opinions on Parenting: Volume 1'/><category term='Aaaaaargh'/><category term='honing my skills'/><category term='with the emeny'/><category term='Teens are more annoying than toddlers'/><category term='No need to worry after all'/><category term='Sorry and I love you'/><category term='Here&apos;s your clue'/><category term='or it will suck to be his teacher'/><category term='She&apos;s....somethin&apos;'/><category term='even better than the baby Jesus'/><category term='Golden boy indeed'/><category term='a big bail fund'/><category term='shhh'/><category term='80s party dress suggestions please'/><category term='One day soon'/><category term='photo'/><category term='little more off the top'/><category term='&apos;cuz my kids are cool like that'/><category term='why did god make me this way?'/><category term='even in alphabetical 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going to hell no need to tell me again'/><category term='go home'/><category term='Famous fucktards'/><category term='Forget Master Cleanse'/><category term='P.S. Don&apos;t use words like butthole'/><category term='babies babies everywhere'/><category term='Most days'/><category term='Damnthisspacebarshitsucks'/><category term='Phew'/><category term='haha oops'/><category term='please live'/><category term='It was a very Christian request'/><category term='and I think your work friends are a-holes'/><category term='he&apos;ll grow out of it...right?'/><category term='Cry me a  chocolate river'/><category term='randomness to make up for recent boringness'/><category term='I&apos;m brave'/><category term='how do other people do it? 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term='shopping is good for you'/><category term='Except for all of the tragedy and the killing and all that'/><category term='what every girl wants to hear'/><category term='little kid style'/><category term='Photography lesson #2...half assed I know'/><category term='We&apos;re getting closer'/><category term='but probably not'/><category term='I&apos;m supposed to be working'/><category term='Brat'/><category term='Life is what happens when you&apos;re making other plans'/><category term='life is barely worth living without internet access'/><category term='incentive to be good'/><category term='but I&apos;m a grown up and shit'/><category term='that&apos;s what I get for messing with the broom'/><category term='do it bitches'/><category term='Ugh'/><category term='Ginormous tote bags and French Whores'/><category term='so i smell a little nutty'/><category term='you would get to watch your kids bowl for free'/><category term='please stay little forever'/><category term='someone 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term='days 4 through 30 are under review'/><category term='More later'/><category term='cute and funny'/><category term='You can borrow mine instead'/><category term='Yes it is awesome'/><category term='We&apos;ll keep on fiiiightin&apos; til the end'/><category term='and stuff'/><category term='Christmas links'/><category term='Your ass better be voting'/><category term='I should be off the clock'/><category term='They&apos;re lucky they&apos;re cute'/><category term='I see what the fuss was about'/><category term='and I get good mom points for doing it'/><category term='and some pants'/><category term='Dan&apos;s a loser'/><category term='It&apos;s rude to stare'/><category term='we want to be fancy'/><category term='Who throws their lollipop away?'/><category term='Intewesting'/><category term='hot damn'/><category term='Roast Recipe'/><category term='lamest title and label ever'/><category term='So Get To It'/><category term='now we&apos;re pretty much caught up'/><category term='I 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screaming'/><category term='the world around us kind of sucks'/><category term='HO HO HO'/><category term='orange you glad'/><category term='noooooooooooooooooooooo'/><category term='no lolly for pooping in front of the toilet'/><category term='A long day with Fay'/><category term='big hips are hot'/><category term='Why am I up so early? What&apos;s that smell?'/><category term='it won&apos;t wash your dishes for you'/><category term='2 brave things for me...I will make you proud'/><category term='Smooches Hooches'/><category term='people are strange'/><category term='My Bloggiversary wish list...thanks in advance'/><category term='I don&apos;t know how he got a dog toenail'/><category term='russell brand is awfully pretty'/><category term='He Better Wear the Hat'/><category term='Easter ideas'/><category term='I&apos;m working on it'/><category term='over half a million...seriously?'/><category term='kneading to show off'/><category term='I swear I will'/><category term='Mr. Beams stair light'/><category term='Damn brat'/><category term='we have lots to catch up on'/><category term='Better things to do today than cut and copy and paste'/><category term='Quite a look'/><category term='why that particular book?'/><category term='it&apos;s not you it&apos;s me...but maybe a little bit you'/><category term='He could&apos;ve gone commando'/><category term='He can touch his own nipples...no rule against that'/><category term='Conquering E-bull starting today'/><category term='Right?'/><category term='Kitchen explosions'/><category term='Stupid fucking dog'/><category term='It&apos;s a disease'/><category term='no walking and no ticket'/><category term='so pretty'/><category term='this is why we can&apos;t have nice things'/><category term='If someone finds that drug...please let me know'/><category term='he won&apos;t walk far anyway'/><category term='tonight I walk in a parade'/><category term='and he&apos;s fun to chat with'/><category term='Boner shrinker...that which shrinks boners'/><category term='Finding the help is the hard part'/><category term='That was productive of me'/><category term='Sorry bout that'/><category term='raising a Republican'/><category term='blogging is more fun than the have-to stuff'/><category term='there are things I won&apos;t do for you'/><category term='Moral 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term='ridiculous'/><category term='imagine going through all that weirdness'/><category term='It&apos;s really good'/><category term='I like hugs but come on'/><category term='As soon as I escape the life raft'/><category term='see why she won&apos;t come help me?'/><category term='There has to be something more interesting we can discuss'/><category term='he&apos;s quite the critic'/><category term='Back to the infestation'/><category term='Too good for my air mattress?'/><category term='don&apos;t talk to strangers but sit on that old dude&apos;s lap'/><category term='Meerkats are cool'/><category term='I hope I&apos;m back soon'/><category term='i love the situation'/><category term='Thanksgiving should be fun'/><category term='Chore whore is back'/><category term='won&apos;t kill some of you to smarten up'/><category term='probably not though'/><category term='and to not be the third friend'/><category term='Hire a stylist or 4'/><category term='Sorry such short notice'/><category term='Lest anyone thinks my last post was serious'/><category term='master cleanse=lots of poop...stay tuned'/><category term='it&apos;s only 20 minutes'/><category term='Chicka WOW WOW'/><category term='about to go postal'/><category term='Leggo my Eggo'/><category term='can i shoot the meatballs at little kid'/><category term='he&apos;s the type of kid who needs a pet who won&apos;t die'/><category term='please help'/><category term='poor murphy'/><category term='Off to find my cats and some tape'/><category term='Something'/><category term='The closet is expecting'/><category term='such cool animals'/><category term='get over yourself  return calls  stop being so smug and annoying'/><category term='kidsbowlfree.com'/><category term='PRO-crastinator'/><category term='I&apos;m leaning toward the dwarfs'/><category term='cough cough'/><category term='Please don&apos;t make me do this'/><category term='It&apos;s his favorite'/><category term='i wish the kids could go alone'/><category term='her cupcakes suck'/><category term='so far so good (mostly)'/><category term='TJ Maxx and Marshalls have great stuff'/><category term='Ask Chore Whore anything'/><category term='The sticker says Nourish Your Body. Quit staring at my boob.'/><category term='happy birthday to my baby'/><category term='I&apos;d rather work'/><category term='I love him but...'/><category term='Gulp some wine'/><category term='I don&apos;t want to'/><category term='Mr. Ashley doesn&apos;t cry'/><category term='lucky Michelle'/><category term='think of the fun we could have....'/><category term='I hope Walker Texas Ranger is on the case'/><category term='cuz I ain&apos;t doing it again'/><category term='or knows'/><category term='so yelling works'/><category term='that&apos;s all I&apos;ve got to say about that'/><category term='Iknowyouthoughtyoudid'/><category term='i&apos;m sure google could fix it all if they cared'/><category term='hopefully with good news'/><category term='Don&apos;t just stand there and stare at me...SAY SOMETHING'/><category term='Something nice in the news...a miracle'/><category term='Batter Blaster'/><category term='There&apos;s been an idea drought lately'/><category term='Neato'/><category term='My money is on little kid'/><category term='disturbed'/><category term='I will drop kick that fucking giraffe'/><category term='Be back soon...do your 2 things'/><category term='It&apos;s nice to be nice'/><category term='or don&apos;t work at all'/><category term='rejects'/><category term='Everybody&apos;s crying'/><category term='Won&apos;t pull a Britney tonight'/><category term='Stay tuned'/><category term='a chain of links'/><category term='Be evil'/><category term='missing babies'/><category term='Noah is going nowhere'/><category term='Yes'/><category term='I&apos;m on a roll'/><category term='not a good day'/><category term='Link return sentence'/><category term='Safe to say he liked the photos'/><category term='He&apos;s really not coming out'/><category term='he makes me crazy but I love him so'/><category term='I checked'/><category term='a note to my cat'/><category term='It makes my pee highliter yellow'/><category term='If I want to buy something I&apos;ll do it at the store'/><category term='Just chill chick'/><category term='I am retarded'/><category term='Fort White'/><category term='Big Day around here'/><category term='Q-U-I-E-T'/><category term='and that answers that'/><category term='Adios Mother Fuckers'/><category term='and no scraping or poking'/><category term='a lot less crazy'/><category term='A Special Ashley Day'/><category term='She&apos;s old and has a lot of kids...just sayin&apos;'/><category term='record keeping'/><category term='I vote for running away'/><category term='i think he&apos;s lying'/><category term='One&apos;s pretty sweet and one&apos;s pretty gross'/><category term='Gold digger'/><category term='Oy Vey'/><category term='Piyet aaaargh'/><category term='kids keep it simple'/><category term='really really tired'/><category term='Can&apos;t win'/><category term='No medical school in Big kid&apos;s future'/><category term='I love being a princess'/><category term='I may have to move out'/><category term='ashley for president'/><category term='Trolls are green...green with ENVY.'/><category term='When will he realize?'/><category term='i&apos;ll lace the tap shoes up'/><category term='Good times'/><category term='My kid is cooler than yours'/><category term='It&apos;s only $40000 a month'/><category term='and no more coke'/><category term='Tomorrow is another damn day'/><category term='Too cute'/><category term='no theme'/><category term='Make your voice heard'/><category term='I may end up back in the car rider line'/><category term='See you tomorrow'/><category term='or not'/><category term='Shadow'/><category term='Yes he&apos;s really that cute'/><category term='boys are gross'/><category term='Poor potato'/><category term='doesn&apos;t make for much of a blog either'/><category term='they should stop asking'/><category term='Stylin&apos;'/><category term='blown brains'/><category term='There&apos;s always next time'/><category term='damn dog'/><category term='Because it ain&apos;t easy'/><category term='taught them about lotto numbers just in case'/><category term='hee-haw'/><category term='Her butt is just abnormally small'/><category term='A special treat for the closet'/><category term='he probably did'/><category term='An extra kid'/><category term='I do have earplugs...and will use them'/><category term='poison control and poop and work oh my'/><category term='because we&apos;re allergic to fun'/><category term='he&apos;s chewing on a watch'/><category term='shut up crazy'/><category term='if i could just take the beach with me'/><category term='Entertain Yo-self'/><category term='fucking blogger'/><category term='I hope you have fun'/><category term='and I mean terribly'/><category term='He&apos;ll just have to work harder this week'/><category term='smarter than who'/><category term='because he already knows'/><category term='and I hope they die in a fire'/><category term='Book of the year 2011'/><category term='because that&apos;s how we roll'/><category term='i hope so'/><category term='disgusting creature'/><category term='faux farming'/><category term='Blah'/><category term='johnny depp is no gene wilder'/><category term='Don&apos;t laugh'/><category term='SoBe fun'/><category term='Ichetucknee'/><category term='most adorable birthday gift ever'/><category term='and lo and behold...Mr. Ashley is home'/><category term='sometimes my jokes backfire'/><category term='Hope she never finds out about the blog'/><category term='he&apos;s ruining my fun'/><category term='good help is hard to find'/><category term='practice makes good enough'/><category term='sick of fighting about it'/><category term='oh geez could you imagine'/><category term='and much more...'/><category term='but maybe not'/><category term='I love you almost as much as corn'/><category term='Cutest Easter basket buckets EVER'/><category term='Too tired to shop...The shame'/><category term='and that she&apos;s not eagle or coyote food  :-('/><category term='My little super freak'/><category term='Macmillan Audio Rocks'/><category term='Shhhh....act like we don&apos;t know they&apos;re there'/><category term='off to go not do these things'/><category term='weird ass kids'/><category term='No bus for Big Kid'/><category term='You love me anyway'/><category term='You probably don&apos;t really want to see your mom naked'/><category term='Jessica doesn&apos;t have Pam&apos;s problem'/><category term='and now I teach you Grasshopper'/><category term='You WILL see an actual photo of Catfish catching Hepatitis'/><category term='Love you'/><category term='I seriously do love Publix'/><category term='Direct all complaints to Ashley at Ashley&apos;s Closet'/><category term='Been a long day without toys'/><category term='he&apos;s pretty sure he could take a t-rex'/><category term='quirky'/><category term='There is a lot of talking'/><category term='because it feels right'/><category term='Sedate the masses'/><category term='for $65 i can have a perfect'/><category term='Alrighty then'/><category term='That&apos;s a fact'/><category term='it all happens too fast'/><category term='Happy 6th Birthday Big Kid'/><category term='paging Mr. Ashley'/><category term='MY HAIR'/><category term='It was nice'/><category term='Invest in Success'/><category term='Too much of anything is a bad thing'/><category term='I need a nanny and a maid'/><category term='stupid freaking cookies'/><category term='I&apos;m baaaaaack'/><category term='Looking sharp (and spiky)'/><category term='That&apos;s a direct order'/><category term='family photos'/><category term='no'/><category term='for all of us'/><category term='Sweet'/><category term='I better go while I can'/><category term='Pain on the neck'/><category term='good plan'/><category term='Big Kid prefers Target'/><category term='Must get shit done'/><category term='Dumb idea Quentin'/><category term='For you'/><category term='Everything you didn&apos;t even know you wanted to know about China'/><category term='i will hot glue it'/><category term='Relaxing Saturday'/><category term='God I&apos;m a jerk'/><category term='Cirque Du Soleil Saltimbanco'/><category term='A few more things actually'/><category term='i do still manage to sleep in some days'/><category term='or provide blankets or something'/><category term='My Cupcake'/><category term='P.S. Did you slip something in my drink?'/><category term='the song is truly fucking annoying'/><category term='I&apos;m busy being a virtual farmer anyway'/><category term='Hello I have a dog with undescended testicles...can&apos;t do it'/><category term='I&apos;m around'/><category term='no more making fun of her'/><category term='I&apos;m gonna be Fluffy&apos;s Baby&apos;s Fairy Blogmother'/><category term='I&apos;d Rather Be Here'/><category term='and i never do the resolutions anyway'/><category term='giggity giggity'/><category term='SoF09'/><category term='Get to know each other before the cruise and all'/><category term='no more promises'/><category term='it is all very complicated'/><category term='He&apos;s cute but not that cute'/><category term='one more thing to distract you'/><category term='Just try harder'/><category term='it would be all my fault'/><category term='Net of randomness'/><category term='and he likes wal-mart'/><category term='Do one brave thing and run like hell...ready set go'/><category term='Cult intervention'/><category term='because i can be naughty too'/><category term='How not to handle the death of a pet'/><category term='Oh man'/><category term='My poor computer'/><category term='my weekend starts now'/><category term='Polar opposites'/><category term='2 Nipples for Everyone'/><category term='and the attention'/><category term='we&apos;ll find out today at the bus stop'/><category term='Check something off the list'/><category term='Fucking turkeys'/><category term='WTF Oprah?'/><category term='They&apos;re lucky'/><category term='post traumatic school disorder'/><category term='Lucky Ashley'/><category term='I&apos;m so tired'/><category term='too tired for a cute tag'/><category term='Outfit 2.'/><category term='not really'/><category term='LOL'/><category term='Still workin&apos; on it'/><category term='Where does he get the list obsession from...'/><category term='Jesus says take your time'/><category term='I did'/><category term='In search of quality day care'/><category term='Happy 8th Birthday to Big Kid'/><category term='Not so gweat at speetses'/><category term='A bad guy did do it'/><category term='hedgehog in a helmet'/><category term='and they have Willy Wonka'/><category term='Verbose'/><category term='You Want How Much?'/><category term='i&apos;m kidding and i will try not to accidentally fall on him'/><category term='I didn&apos;t even correct him on the spelling'/><category term='puts me to shame'/><category term='Almost all of you'/><category term='Freaking ridiculous'/><category term='had to share'/><category term='so yeah...thanks for that god. no really.'/><category term='Not worthy of coinage'/><category term='The Snuggie...it&apos;s a blanket with arms'/><category term='that&apos;s clean laundry'/><category term='whatever happened to the stork'/><category term='I just need to do it more often'/><category term='Let&apos;s keep it that way'/><category term='$500 worth of dead cow parts assembled'/><category term='Bah Humbug'/><category term='should be interesting'/><category term='tap-dancing is pretty bad ass though'/><category term='who does he think he is?'/><category term='He really needs to go outside'/><category term='housework'/><category term='Hot damn I make gorgeous kids'/><category term='You&apos;ll still get your story'/><category term='Finito'/><category term='Held hostage by Noggin'/><category term='It&apos;s only a day away'/><category term='What else?'/><category term='OH-MAH-GAH'/><category term='Wishing the Big Kid fit in the crock pot'/><category term='choosing my battles'/><category term='NLP: RD Revisted'/><category term='I wouldn&apos;t have put my finger in the hole in the first place'/><category term='On like Donkey Kong'/><category term='cool'/><category term='Lazy Summer links'/><category term='Pretty sweet'/><category term='or we try'/><category term='I&apos;m tired...because of you'/><category term='Family of Weirdos'/><category term='Sometimes I do good on Wednesdays'/><category term='i&apos;ll give him some poop cake'/><category term='Just click on him if you want to go to a real orchestra'/><category term='maybe the rules really don&apos;t apply to us'/><category term='A picture is worth 1000000000000000000 words'/><category term='hope for a hatch'/><category term='supposed to write something about books here'/><category term='Scunty'/><category term='not moving to australia'/><category term='Say wine beer liquor naps baths quiet'/><category term='You&apos;ll feel bad if I die and you haven&apos;t voted'/><category term='Perhaps the library has a book on where to get a sense of humor?'/><category term='that stinks'/><category term='Waaaaaaaahhhhhh'/><category term='the closet is our home'/><category term='Elf and elves'/><category term='I will also sue you'/><category term='I&apos;m supposed to be cleaning but considered this an emergency'/><category term='because it is so freaking important'/><category term='so fun that I did that instead of blog tonight'/><category term='Freaks'/><category term='You know I love baby feet'/><category term='i&apos;m mean and that&apos;s okay with me'/><category term='Kids always smoke the good stuff'/><category term='Never again. Well most likely never again.'/><category term='Happy house bitch'/><category term='Where are those paperclips??'/><category term='I don&apos;t like it either'/><category term='and how far could i get before they noticed i was gone?'/><category term='he loves a valid complaint'/><category term='Don&apos;t eat moldy bread'/><category term='Effexor XR'/><category term='Target marketing at its finest'/><category term='Other People are problems'/><category term='Would you say it Yale Name? Yay Eel Nay Eem? I don&apos;t know'/><category term='and you&apos;re damn right it will be a mess today'/><category term='but not quite soon enough'/><category term='Enjoy your day'/><category term='who knew paper plates could be so exciting'/><category term='and tell myself it will all be all right'/><category term='skies are blue'/><category term='Mrs. Michelle Obama is not no baby mama'/><category term='I just enjoy dreading these things'/><category term='You knew I would'/><category term='interesting stuff'/><category term='nothing sacred'/><category term='Beating other people&apos;s kids is wrong'/><category term='yeah yeah yeah'/><category term='Sweet sweater vests'/><category term='a day in the life of the ashleys'/><category term='Enough Already'/><category term='Tell me it will be okay'/><category term='and now we can move on from that'/><category term='$416.00...yes that&apos;s dollars'/><category term='thank goodness for vacation next week'/><category term='feel the sincerity'/><category term='quite the imagination'/><category term='The closet loves the gays'/><category term='I&apos;m over it'/><category term='Really it is'/><category term='I will drop kick that fucking goat'/><category term='Clearing that up now just in case'/><category term='Will it ever end? BECAUSE I SAID SO'/><category term='thank you for your consideration and have a good Friday today'/><category term='my semi-sweet boys and our dishwasher'/><category term='I&apos;ll take 2 dolphin boats please'/><category term='I had to write about it though'/><category term='Poor baby...I mean me'/><category term='liar liar pants on fire'/><category term='this was not written in a monotone voice'/><category term='They can bring mommy drinks and rub sunscreen on her back'/><category term='Where did he get all of this shit?'/><category term='so far so good'/><category term='It has to stop'/><category term='I&apos;ll give her until 2pm'/><category term='Their loss'/><category term='never stops'/><category term='It&apos;s on the list'/><category term='Why do they take their pants off?'/><category term='See You Next Tuesday'/><category term='everyone deserves a family'/><category term='everyone else buy their own'/><category term='fearing the devil'/><category term='is a day at the spa'/><category term='Heartbreaker'/><category term='My boy likes adjectives'/><category term='Bad dude in training'/><category term='Poor kid'/><category term='do need an outlet for my laptop'/><category term='Best Father&apos;s Day Cards EV-AH'/><category term='Freud would love him'/><category term='Fish suck'/><category term='I do it to be cool'/><category term='thats why god invented paper plates'/><category term='Do you know how hard it is for me to even type the words hairless pussy?'/><category term='Will I still be pretty with only one eye? NLP:RD TTT'/><category term='I&apos;ll try harder'/><category term='Wow you&apos;re not fat anymore'/><category term='she&apos;s our kind of mom'/><category term='Ding dong'/><category term='I know I suck'/><category term='Big Kid will get a pet'/><category term='Em will whup his ass'/><category term='She&apos;ll grow out of it'/><category term='Free Pocketville Tokens'/><category term='dreams'/><category term='That&apos;s happened here before'/><category term='America&apos;s next top model?'/><category term='Be back soon'/><category term='I want to be Oprah'/><category term='They seem nice'/><category term='and the cow goes BOOM'/><category term='and people would constantly tell me I&apos;m pretty'/><category term='please be okay'/><category term='drinking drugs from coffee mugs'/><category term='Kidlandia maps make a great gift'/><category term='Change is good'/><category term='and when he&apos;s being annoying as hell'/><category term='too much information'/><category term='because girls are weird'/><category term='We&apos;ll do something tomorrow'/><category term='you could be next'/><category term='quitting Effexor'/><category term='the imaginary job and the invisible dinner party'/><category term='some of you are a little strange'/><category term='It&apos;s hard work'/><category term='it&apos;s a great idea'/><category term='Find better reasons to hate'/><category term='You knew I wasn&apos;t cleaning'/><category term='or just don&apos;t go to see the movie'/><category term='can we really be that old?'/><category term='Bonjour and Shabbat shalom from big kid'/><category term='Exciting'/><category term='lock up your daughters'/><category term='Fucking harmonica'/><category term='It&apos;s 20 whole dollars'/><category term='and have the bartender bring me a shot'/><category term='and now we enter the terrible twos'/><category term='tired again'/><category term='I can&apos;t hear you'/><category term='i trust your judgment'/><category term='Starting...Monday'/><category term='be back later'/><category term='I&apos;d trade a baby for that'/><category term='Waaaaaaahhhhhhhhh'/><category term='Effexor withdrawals'/><category term='That $20.07 is mine...all mine...'/><category term='links and other oddities'/><category term='Mine&apos;s obviously a little off'/><category term='Big Kid might go to hell'/><category term='Too tired for anything more organized'/><category term='big kid doesn&apos;t mess with germs'/><category term='This is more important than vacuuming'/><category term='a kidney for Christmas'/><category term='because I think tying him up would officially be considered wrong'/><category term='how dare she'/><category term='because that works too'/><category term='overwater bungalows are more fun than the list'/><category term='he makes me nuts'/><category term='Kiss my ass Carmen'/><category term='Easter with The Ashleys'/><category term='Brats'/><category term='Sponge Bob Square Pants Sponge Bob Square Pants Sponge Boooooob SQUAARE PAAAAANTS'/><category term='They are pretty good'/><category term='and we all know I wouldn&apos;t be allowed to rest anyway'/><category term='More money and less work please'/><category term='and that sucks of them'/><category term='He&apos;s a mean dude'/><category term='Evolution'/><category term='Closet readers are the best'/><category term='it works'/><category term='Ashley&apos;s Closet Photo Lesson #1'/><category term='you&apos;ll live'/><category term='time zones are dumb'/><category term='please dislodge stick from bum'/><category term='better than today'/><category term='how freakin cute is that'/><category term='Irresponsible choices'/><category term='aaaargh'/><category term='Poop thrower part deux'/><category term='little shit'/><category term='Ladies love the elf'/><category term='Fantastic Four'/><category term='sucks to be her'/><category term='long term heartache'/><category term='&apos;cuz that would be great'/><category term='HAD IT'/><category term='Unfuckingacceptable'/><category term='and find some goats and boobs'/><category term='or they could be psycho killers...probably not your fault though'/><category term='links because I&apos;m lazy'/><category term='It&apos;s obviously a conspiracy'/><category term='Serenity Now'/><category term='that just doesn&apos;t sound fun'/><category term='No Pepperoni pizza...this much I know'/><category term='Damn right you should feel bad for my kids'/><category term='titty bar is closed'/><category term='Blame SNL'/><category term='Even Jesus thinks you&apos;re a jerk'/><category term='Chawbacon or die'/><category term='Don&apos;t drink the water'/><category term='much too much'/><category term='nothing better go wrong'/><category term='Feel free to make life easier in any way'/><category term='A.D.D. much?'/><category term='and travel updates eventually'/><category term='odd assortment'/><category term='I lost weight when I was poor'/><category term='I might wait outside for his arrival'/><category term='Links'/><category term='Nutcrackin&apos; kind of day around here'/><category term='no not hep'/><category term='That is one special cupcake'/><category term='Maybe we need a New New Life Plan'/><category term='it&apos;s important to the closet experience'/><category term='all from the art file'/><category term='maybe i&apos;m just cool like that'/><category term='victims of ashley'/><category term='Rescue me'/><category term='little kid is not into orchestra music'/><category term='No more Noggin'/><category term='What am I goingtodo?'/><category term='Warning Watch'/><category term='vacation bible schooled'/><category term='The Miracle Fruit'/><category term='it&apos;s enough'/><category term='Go away fay'/><category term='save us'/><category term='This is why i don&apos;t go anywhere'/><category term='priceless'/><category term='I&apos;ll dance if I want to'/><category term='but I doubt it'/><category term='and I&apos;m not even drinking 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term='we&apos;ll catch up soon'/><category term='should&apos;ve waited it out'/><category term='Life Hurts'/><category term='he will get his revenge I guess'/><category term='See you in the morning'/><category term='Thank God for Bedtime'/><category term='I&apos;m not'/><category term='Jenni gets to sleep comfortably now'/><category term='Um no'/><category term='let&apos;s just skip this whole tooth losing business'/><category term='playing God'/><category term='He&apos;s like Cruella Deville but a boy'/><category term='can&apos;t fat be the new thin?'/><category term='It&apos;s on at 11'/><category term='I will know if you didn&apos;t....'/><category term='3 sweet hours a day of freedom'/><category term='I hope'/><category term='Gonna go cough up a lung'/><category term='i really should drink more drugs'/><category term='Scary Ass Teeth'/><category term='Amy crackhouse'/><category term='Funday'/><category term='all Mr. Ashley&apos;s Fault'/><category term='Some crazy shit'/><category term='leave it to beaver'/><category term='complicated'/><category term='Catching you up on the last month'/><category term='Shopping equals salvation'/><category term='It was really really really awful'/><category term='let&apos;s give this one balls'/><category term='I wonder if they&apos;d take Murphy too'/><category term='one way or another'/><category term='Shalom Beyotch'/><category term='Please share'/><category term='just because'/><category term='No promises'/><category term='animals feel more than we know'/><category term='Enough&apos;s enough'/><category term='burns heal quickly'/><category term='let&apos;s name a baby'/><category term='BlogHer 2010 Sponsor and new BFF wanted'/><category term='I slept in'/><category term='We are interrupting this very important post to bring you....a crying baby'/><category term='closet homework'/><category term='babies are cute but they kind of suck'/><category term='it&apos;s all so charming'/><category term='back to day care tomorrow'/><category term='Rain Rain Come and Stay'/><category term='D says Duh'/><category term='and now I&apos;m going to go upload Buzzard Queen pics and give good parents something to be appalled about'/><category term='I keep the glasses just because'/><title type='text'>Comments on Ashley Quite Frankly: MILF Wannabe Dress</title><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.ashleyquitefrankly.com/feeds/1504556167823175932/comments/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5148811199743801438/1504556167823175932/comments/default'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ashleyquitefrankly.com/2008/11/milf-wannabe-dress.html'/><author><name>Ashley</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08436571420215943287</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' 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