tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post6679538820914789537..comments2024-01-09T02:09:03.122-05:00Comments on Ashley Quite Frankly: Search Engine ShenanigansAshleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09830109486291771097noreply@blogger.comBlogger24125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-64164554212211545892009-10-19T03:44:59.644-04:002009-10-19T03:44:59.644-04:00i'm still catching up on the archived posts, b...i'm still catching up on the archived posts, but this one caught my attention for the "needs you like water in my lungs" statement. it's part of the song "play crack the sky" by a band called brand new, and it's one of my absolute favorite bands + songs of all time. so pretty. so heartbreaking. and i am SO drunk that i had to comment finally and mention that.bootsie q. mcgromblesteinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06993708942840429320noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-23020986434740158292008-05-13T04:32:00.000-04:002008-05-13T04:32:00.000-04:00These are funny!~Now, Christa needs Us!~Christa ha...These are funny!<BR/><BR/>~Now, Christa needs Us!<BR/><BR/>~Christa has it all. Christa needs one 3 pt.major to finish her AKC Championship. (I might not have a college degree, but I could have an AKC Championship!)<BR/><BR/>~I dont think Christa needs to be judged on PTO if she is evil or not. I believe she has a few friends on here, and its not up to us to make that decision, ...<BR/><BR/>~Christa needs to be put to death NOW! (huh?)<BR/><BR/>~Christa needs to realize that despite the disappointing action, she is still deserving of friendship.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-65351554142474984132008-05-12T11:57:00.000-04:002008-05-12T11:57:00.000-04:00This comment has been removed by the author.the momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04336804627514020383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-27479513367109365902008-05-10T21:43:00.000-04:002008-05-10T21:43:00.000-04:00Mine are just lame:Tina needs a slower pace (um, i...Mine are just lame:<BR/><BR/>Tina needs a slower pace (um, it's prime dance season-duh!)<BR/><BR/>Tina needs to get over herself (thanks, really, thanks)<BR/><BR/>Tina needs Godiva (I LUV me some chocolate, but hate Godiva. I'm just not seeing it.)<BR/><BR/>Tina needs to win the Home Depot Contest. (Not really)<BR/><BR/>Tina need a blunt and a time out for this. (Nice. Get me stoned and then stick me in a corner. I'll be so happy!)<BR/><BR/>Tina needs a boy. (Got 2 of them, 3 if you count dh. I REALLY don't need more!)<BR/><BR/>Tina needs Diet Pepsi! (Ewwwwwww! I so don't do artificial sweeteners!)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-65396254610277736522008-05-10T20:08:00.000-04:002008-05-10T20:08:00.000-04:00Jacqueline needs Vitamin D. ( I hate milk)Jacqueli...Jacqueline needs Vitamin D. ( I hate milk)<BR/><BR/>Jacqueline needs to go to the Library to check out a book. (cute! especially in relation to your library troubles and my working on my masters in library science!)<BR/><BR/>Jacqueline needs to get married and have a baby so she can stop envying everyone else's. (so true!)<BR/><BR/>Jacqueline needs to invest in more computer equipment and furniture (who doesn't??)<BR/><BR/>Jacqueline needs our help! (agreed. especially given above issues)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-41828221915066870612008-05-10T16:50:00.000-04:002008-05-10T16:50:00.000-04:00These are HILARIOUS!! I guess there is/was a Renee...These are HILARIOUS!! I guess there is/was a Renee on America's Next Top Model because several of my quotes were referring to her. Here's a sampling: <BR/><BR/>*Renee needs to get back to the joy of "just being" <BR/>*Renee needs a break <BR/>*RENEE NEEDS TO MIND HER BUSINESS AND STOP TAKING ALL OF STRESS AND PUTTING ON OTHER PEOPLE <BR/>*Renee -- NEEDS UPDATING<BR/>*Renee needs a home She squats in a shack down on Gardner street In the shadow of wealth and the town's elite Wondering each day what she'll have to eat <BR/>*renee needs to take the stick out of her ass and use it as a modeling prop to get some good pix and become a better person<BR/>*Renee needs her income to help provide for her family<BR/>*Renee- Needs prayers<BR/>*Renee needs to be desired "as a woman"<BR/>*Renée needs your help to get her message out and continue representing the values of our families and our community in Springfield<BR/>*RENEE NEEDS TO DIE<BR/><BR/>So quite a sampling there - from the Queen of Family Values to...needing to die. Yikes. I do need some updating, btw. I'm working on it - still working out like a fiend, got my hair cut and colored...look for the new, updated Me in early 2009. :) I think we should do this weekly. Very entertaining indeed. <BR/><BR/>-The ReneeReneehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04499654224747325024noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-69614287060195238442008-05-10T13:45:00.000-04:002008-05-10T13:45:00.000-04:00Oh, this is great. 1. Suzette needs the help, in t...Oh, this is great. <BR/><BR/>1. Suzette needs the help, in the form of AA, Sexaholics Anonymous, and whatever...<BR/>2. Suzette needs to acquire a lot of money <BR/>3. Suzette needs money and love<BR/>4. Suzette needs inner, spiritual strength to overcome her battles. ...sunny-dazehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01332179734302056175noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-42787290317300137642008-05-10T11:11:00.000-04:002008-05-10T11:11:00.000-04:00Hours of fun!Pearl needs at least 2 coatsPearl nee...Hours of fun!<BR/><BR/>Pearl needs at least 2 coats<BR/><BR/>Pearl needs a strong, large net<BR/><BR/>Pearl needs help<BR/><BR/>Pearl needs a homeATenoriohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07933860105490512976noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-57418064236277537882008-05-10T09:47:00.000-04:002008-05-10T09:47:00.000-04:00My personal favorite:Sally needs a nice, cold glas...My personal favorite:<BR/><BR/>Sally needs a nice, cold glass of shut the eff up, and a trip down a flight of stairs.Sallyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17694147344896340885noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-89448829118811399332008-05-10T09:31:00.000-04:002008-05-10T09:31:00.000-04:00Wow, am I lucky or what! There is a Suzanne who h...Wow, am I lucky or what! There is a Suzanne who has a blog http://adventuresindailyliving.blogspot.com/ who did a whole post on this....saved me tons of time! <BR/><BR/><BR/>1. Suzanne needs to get dressed.<BR/>2. Suzanne needs to know about the group.<BR/>3. Suzanne needs a reality check.<BR/>4. Suzanne needs information.<BR/>5. Suzanne needs a safe place to land. <BR/>6. Suzanne needs more than the traditional basic Speech therapy.<BR/>7. Suzanne needs her own iPod.<BR/>8. Suzanne needs you healthy.<BR/>9. Suzanne needs to accept personal accountability for her errors.<BR/>10. Suzanne needs to admit that she failed.<BR/>11. Suzanne needs help.<BR/>12. Suzanne needs hundreds of dollars worth of dental work.<BR/>13. Suzanne needs more than traditional basic speech, occupational, and physical therapy.<BR/>14. Suzanne needs an Honorable Discharge and intense therapy just to survive.<BR/>15. Suzanne needs the sun!<BR/>16. Suzanne needs $100000.<BR/>17. Suzanne needs a bigger gun.<BR/>18. Suzanne needs to send an email to Vivian.<BR/>19. Suzanne needs to learn to keep her hands to herself.<BR/>20. Suzanne needs to get to Hollywood.Suzannehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08250448807871028335noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-44975611975450177932008-05-10T06:09:00.000-04:002008-05-10T06:09:00.000-04:00This was all it came up with when I typed "donella...This was all it came up with when I typed "donella needs". Was I supposed to use the quotation marks?<BR/><BR/>donella needs a spanking<BR/><BR/>Damn me and my weird name.Lazy Housewifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05453870048030029061noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-16176765738187619922008-05-10T01:55:00.000-04:002008-05-10T01:55:00.000-04:00So funny!! I don't have any really random or funny...So funny!! I don't have any really random or funny keywords. I did get "shamrock sweatshirt" which I'm a bit confused about.Katehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00754129167778925729noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-80127687488239950632008-05-10T01:18:00.000-04:002008-05-10T01:18:00.000-04:00I just came home from spending MANY hours at the h...I just came home from spending MANY hours at the hospital and it's late, everyone's asleep & my mind is going going going..I didn't think I could stand the chatter of the TV so I hopped online to read up on certain medical terms and decided to stop by the closet to try & get my mind off everything..& your post was perfect. Funny as only Ashley can be but then you mentioned googling your name like that & next thing I know i'm laughing out loud.. & I needed that! I actually thought some of your commenters were making things up just for giggles until I googled mine... <BR/>*Lynda needs to feel accepted & <BR/>loved<BR/>*Lynda needs a place to spend some time with her boyfriend Bob<BR/>*Lynda needs to stay in Seattle for 4 mo's after the transplant<BR/>*Lynda needs to have sex right away, that would probably help(that was written just like that)<BR/>*Lynda needs an escort to a business function<BR/>*Lynda needs sleep(amen)<BR/><BR/>Thanks for the laugh!! Let's try "shouldn't" next..Lynda Kayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10416155191390299759noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-27337984687512279882008-05-10T01:12:00.000-04:002008-05-10T01:12:00.000-04:00Hannah needs: your prayerssome alone timeyour help...<B>Hannah needs:</B> <BR/>your prayers<BR/>some alone time<BR/>your help<BR/>a shave<BR/>more readers for her blogSuddenlySouthernCyndihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07079201478976585715noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-77084929025700198922008-05-10T00:33:00.001-04:002008-05-10T00:33:00.001-04:00I love reading these... hilarious! Here's mine:*Ca...I love reading these... hilarious! <BR/><BR/>Here's mine:<BR/><BR/>*Caren needs lots of help.<BR/>*Caren needs test knitters.<BR/>*Caren needs to speak with Jan regarding when will a scheduled meeting with Residential Computing and ITS meet in Fall.<BR/>*Caren needs a bag.<BR/>*Caren needs a photo to post.<BR/><BR/>Ok, that's just funny. Anyone want to be my test knitter?Carenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01272801737748446181noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-46286023824053934282008-05-10T00:33:00.000-04:002008-05-10T00:33:00.000-04:00Lori needs...to vent (sure, I'll blog later)help (...Lori needs...<BR/>to vent (sure, I'll blog later)<BR/>help (with the dishes)<BR/>a real man (vs. a fake?)<BR/>a gelato machine (well, yeah because now I want gelato)<BR/>a little hocus-pocus (sounds fun)<BR/>a team (of personal assistants)<BR/>some of the same (huh?)<BR/>new shoes (always!)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-63358604230179086982008-05-10T00:06:00.000-04:002008-05-10T00:06:00.000-04:00I don't like mine... I'm adopting yours Ashley. *W...I don't like mine... I'm adopting yours Ashley. *Wink*<BR/><BR/>AFRo needs to be more effective.<BR/><BR/>AFRo needs to collect further data...<BR/><BR/>AFRo needs not name names in this regard. (WTF?)<BR/><BR/>AFRo needs to be coifed. <BR/><BR/>AFRo needs serious of addiction treatment for his drunkard behaviour.AFRohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04240942361330902385noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-87826127568770029052008-05-09T23:54:00.000-04:002008-05-09T23:54:00.000-04:00How do I do this?????How do I do this?????Kalynhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00714053652346071478noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-85215991662868720372008-05-09T23:51:00.000-04:002008-05-09T23:51:00.000-04:00Ha! I got...Julie needs new shoes (true)Julie need...Ha! I got...<BR/><BR/>Julie needs new shoes (true)<BR/>Julie needs prayers and good thoughts (quite possible)<BR/>Julie needs sleep (of course)<BR/>Julie needs your help (obviously)<BR/>Julie needs a boyfriend (I had to click on this one...sorry DH, this was all Ashley's idea)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-10410464981068806222008-05-09T23:13:00.000-04:002008-05-09T23:13:00.000-04:00Crap, I missed the best one!!-AJ needs to take ove...Crap, I missed the best one!!<BR/>-AJ needs to take over the wheel of her psychological car(beep, beep, here I come)AJhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10367268706771526811noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-47712312362346860732008-05-09T23:11:00.000-04:002008-05-09T23:11:00.000-04:00-AJ needs an agent to become an actress(duh!)-AJ n...-AJ needs an agent to become an actress(duh!)<BR/>-AJ needs a night of blinding sex(didn't need google for that one!)<BR/>-AJ needs your help(in more ways than one, obviously)<BR/>-AJ needs a hero(I'm holding out for a hero, ALA Footloose)<BR/>-AJ needs to know that the people that mean the most to her care and haven’t given up on her(I'm feelin the lurve)AJhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10367268706771526811noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-54203129496318013762008-05-09T22:53:00.000-04:002008-05-09T22:53:00.000-04:00Katie needs your help!!! Katie needs IV fluids Ka...Katie needs your help!!! <BR/>Katie needs IV fluids <BR/>Katie needs hula lessons! <BR/>Katie needs a loving home. <BR/>Katie needs a blog.<BR/>Katie needs YOU<BR/>katie needs to take a shit<BR/>Katie needs a celebrationSlacker Mamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09033879799276664536noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-82932773802899205672008-05-09T22:34:00.000-04:002008-05-09T22:34:00.000-04:00bwahahahaGretchen needs to go to a Sex Rehab cente...bwahahaha<BR/><BR/>Gretchen needs to go to a Sex Rehab center ... <BR/>Gretchen needs to take a lot of responsibility for her actions<BR/>Gretchen needs sleep.<BR/>Gretchen Needs to Stop Picking on Me<BR/>Gretchen needs your prayers<BR/>Gretchen needs to set up a no-kill shelter for Katrina pets (can I do that ... <BR/>Gretchen needs a tech career at Microsoft (don’t tell Mike) ...<BR/>Gretchen needs legal advice<BR/>With the whole team at the table, everyone involved can see just how complex Gretchen's needs and solutions may be. The team looks at how Gretchen functions ...<BR/>gretchen needs this. more than you know:.. <BR/>It's so under appreciated! Gretchen needs some love too...she's so cute, one of my favorite <BR/>Gretchen needs to be replaced ...~Gretchen~https://www.blogger.com/profile/03277161027743471684noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-26865717162365047852008-05-09T22:20:00.000-04:002008-05-09T22:20:00.000-04:00Ha! Here's mine:Mitch needs to go! Note to Ashley ...Ha! Here's mine:<BR/><BR/>Mitch needs to go! Note to Ashley -- please don't make me :(<BR/><BR/>Mitch needs assessment<BR/><BR/>Mitch needs work (OH HOW TRUE!)<BR/><BR/>Mitch needs to stand down (Apparentally I refuse to enforce the law)<BR/><BR/>AND <BR/><BR/>Mitch needs to help [his] good, good friends in the coal industry cover up a little oopsie on the scale of say, the Exxon Valdez spillMitchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01430895346450288186noreply@blogger.com