tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post7954125661576765235..comments2024-01-09T02:09:03.122-05:00Comments on Ashley Quite Frankly: Questions I've Been Meaning to Answer-UpdatedAshleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09830109486291771097noreply@blogger.comBlogger27125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-85272321818868005392008-04-14T23:45:00.000-04:002008-04-14T23:45:00.000-04:00That song was the one we used in our wedding to wa...That song was the one we used in our wedding to walk back up the aisle after we said our vows. (I'd say recessional, but GOD, that makes me sound like a wedding dork.) Performed by a string quartet, you'd be surprised how few people get the joke.Debhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13850825844277186930noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-27446091525508745312008-04-14T11:55:00.000-04:002008-04-14T11:55:00.000-04:00Ashley IS the end all be all of blogs, sorry but I...Ashley IS the end all be all of blogs, sorry but I've spent the last year or so at work reading them all and it's true. <BR/><BR/>If you think you're copying her, your probably copying her. <BR/><BR/>I picture The Renee as being more Jenifer Aniston-ish. Blog, Renee! You have fans already!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-27937544956013724842008-04-14T10:08:00.000-04:002008-04-14T10:08:00.000-04:00The Renee - I was the one who had the Angelina fan...The Renee - I was the one who had the Angelina fantasies about you and dammit, I don't care what you say, I'm sticking with them. I'm more than a little in love with Ashley so therefore, anyone she loves must be fabulous! Also, if Ashley gets to ride on the handlebars of the trike, can I stand on the back? I promise I'm a lot of fun (and according to Ashley, wildly inappropriate and liable to land us all in jail!)Katehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03447905804174563374noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-28638493587168508072008-04-14T00:51:00.000-04:002008-04-14T00:51:00.000-04:00The Renee - I'd be lying if I said I wasn't a litt...The Renee - <BR/><BR/>I'd be lying if I said I wasn't a little disappointed...are you a cutter?? Do you make out with your brother?? Do you wear vials of your husbands blood around your neck?? Do you steal Jennifer Aniston's husbands??<BR/><BR/>I mean come on...theirs gotta be SOMETHING!<BR/><BR/>-KathyKatBouskahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11556451375792958743noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-70676671306595826082008-04-13T23:44:00.000-04:002008-04-13T23:44:00.000-04:00Oh yeah, I meant to say earlier that I'm not sure ...Oh yeah, I meant to say earlier that I'm not sure how some people (or even one person) ended up with the impression that I'm glamorous or Angelina-like. (I do have 4 kids - maybe that makes me Angelina-like! Lol) I'm going to have to burst that bubble and confess that I am very plain and quite un-glamorous. I'm chubby (not as chubby as I used to be though - down 28 pounds in 2008 - woo hoo - only 50 more until I reach my goal - wait until you see me later this year, Ashley, I'm gonna be smokin'!) and I don't wear make-up or drive fancy cars or anything glamorous like that. :) I just chase my kids around all day and try to keep some semblance of sanity. (Ashley helps me tremendously with that part.) <BR/><BR/>-The ReneeReneehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04499654224747325024noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-14540813557860144582008-04-13T23:09:00.000-04:002008-04-13T23:09:00.000-04:00Read just about any Babycenter blog, almost all as...Read just about any Babycenter blog, almost all ashleys closet wannabees. It's starting to make me crazy too and I'm not even the one they're copying (I never am). <BR/><BR/>I live near Savannah and I too love it! It is sp pretty in the springtime!<BR/><BR/>--jenn in gaAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-25885163012939571672008-04-13T21:54:00.000-04:002008-04-13T21:54:00.000-04:00Seeming that my inspiration was Monogram Momma, I'...Seeming that my inspiration was Monogram Momma, I'm pretty sure it's safe to say that she's never thought I was imitating her Martha Stewart-ish wonderfulness. Probably VERY safe to say.<BR/><BR/>Renee, you're definitely Shirley yet STILL Angelina-ish. So, I'd get the monogrammed sweater.<BR/><BR/>Shannie, I've been wanting to check Tybee out, I'll keep that in mind for sure.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08436571420215943287noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-84916354323452124232008-04-13T21:44:00.000-04:002008-04-13T21:44:00.000-04:00About the copycat question. Hmmm. Yea, I read a lo...About the copycat question. Hmmm. Yea, I read a lot of blogs like Ashley's, and the are funny in a different way. <BR/><BR/>Ashley, you are not the end all and be all in blogs, but you're very close! LOLUnknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17128548023197339895noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-55069958775960590212008-04-13T21:12:00.000-04:002008-04-13T21:12:00.000-04:00hmmmmm...I'm a Chaw.You had some inspirations a ye...hmmmmm...<BR/>I'm a Chaw.<BR/><BR/>You had some inspirations a year ago when you started your blog, didn't you, Ashley?<BR/>I wonder if they ever thought you were imitating their art?<BR/><BR/>(Renee IS totally sexy like Angelina!!!)the rural rubehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10795066693982651492noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-87014753439299454372008-04-13T16:49:00.000-04:002008-04-13T16:49:00.000-04:00I totally want to be Ashley, and I'm probably the ...I totally want to be Ashley, and I'm probably the FUCKTARD who blogs like her. No, wait, I'm so not that cool.<BR/><BR/>HollyMultislacking Mamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14147547129080532343noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-89151869629069043592008-04-13T16:08:00.000-04:002008-04-13T16:08:00.000-04:00I love it when you write about me. :) It's so much...I love it when you write about me. :) It's so much easier than trying to get my own blog up and running (and keeping up with it). The Laverne and Shirley thing seriously makes me laugh out loud - those lyrics are so perfect for us. We are all about making our dreams come true, but doing it OUR way. (For example, waiting until 2009 to REALLY go balls to the wall on achieving our goals.... lmao). I'm not sure why I have to be wearing a helmet and you get to be in short shorts with your hair blowing in the breeze though. I do NOT wear a helmet on the trike - there is NO WAY that thing is going to tip over. It's very wide and sturdy. I'm still bitter about you getting all the credit for the band camp stories on the Babycenter Chaw thread, btw. And for you getting voted Funniest Chaw in the Chaw Pageant. I totally assumed it would be a close race, with you *maybe* eeking out a win by one or two votes. But it was a total landslide in your favor. I think that means you get to be Laverne - wasn't she the funnier one? And Shirley was more sensible? (Not sure if I'm sensible, but whatever..) <BR/><BR/>-The ReneeReneehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04499654224747325024noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-72129531028502092112008-04-13T11:20:00.000-04:002008-04-13T11:20:00.000-04:00I hate typos... Damn it. Especially my own. And...I hate typos... Damn it. Especially my own. And, I'll probably have more people read my fuck ups here than I would if I had typed it on my own blog! No, I'm sure I will. I'll be sure to proofread my Ashley comments from now on! ;-pAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-36569208538448109332008-04-13T08:58:00.000-04:002008-04-13T08:58:00.000-04:00OOh, and I loooove Savannah. One of my favorite p...OOh, and I loooove Savannah. One of my favorite places in the world. My bil and his new bride just moved from there... :-( I'm in GA and have had many a fun time there. (Countless drunken nights on River Street...) We go quite often! We haven't been since Feb., though... We must return soon!<BR/><BR/>If you get a chance, drive out to Tybee and eat at one of my favorite restaruants, The Crab Shack. http://www.thecrabshack.com/ Some good low country food and laid back, low country ambience. (But, then please blog about it, so I can live vicariously through you!) But, go at night. They have the giant, mossy oaks wrapped in thousands of lights. On the weekends, they have neat stuff going on for the kids, too, like magicians wondering around and music. BK would love it! lk would, too, but they have alligators, so watch him closely. He may try to climb the fence... <BR/><BR/>You probably already have some favs there, though... <BR/><BR/>Have fun! I'm in love with Savannah. I grew up in GA and going there was one of my favorite things to do as a child. Still is. It's truly a beautiful place. The splendor of it is unsurpassed. (Charleston is a close second.) I am constanly trying to talk the mister into moving there... I'd be in heaven.<BR/><BR/>Feel free not to publish this looong ass comment. ;-)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-68256369468394052962008-04-13T07:59:00.000-04:002008-04-13T07:59:00.000-04:00HA! I also love the thought of you and The Renee ...HA! I also love the thought of you and The Renee on the trike. Awesome. I agree, I love the snipets we get of her here!<BR/><BR/>And, I'm sure that I'm not the only AA member that can say you were one of the biggest inspriations for their blog. You certainly were for me. I ain't skeered. I'll admit it. And, while I read many a blog, not many peeps can touch the awesomeness that is Ashley...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-75636628022725307402008-04-12T21:22:00.000-04:002008-04-12T21:22:00.000-04:00God it's good to be home and back to the 20 posts ...God it's good to be home and back to the 20 posts you left for us this week... I hate I missed out on the fucktard thing.<BR/><BR/>On this post: Thanks for the watermark thing... I thought maybe photoshop was my answer, but hadn't tried it yet. <BR/><BR/>Also, I aspire to be Ashley so you shouldn't talk about me.AFRohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04240942361330902385noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-3813549960374407172008-04-12T20:40:00.000-04:002008-04-12T20:40:00.000-04:00Very interesting stuff here.The one question I've ...Very interesting stuff here.<BR/><BR/>The one question I've been wondering is who of your commenters(besides The Renee) is a Chaw? <BR/><BR/>And if you and The Renee were to ride around on her adult tricycle and sing Laverne and Shirley...who would have a big-ass monogram on their sweater?Slacker Mamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09033879799276664536noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-26737497210408566532008-04-12T18:29:00.000-04:002008-04-12T18:29:00.000-04:00The Renee is like a Buddha - wise and all knowing ...The Renee is like a Buddha - wise and all knowing - maybe I can rub her helmet, I mean belly? I'm quietly fascinated by her from the tidbits we get here....she seems like one of those glamorous people. I kinda picture her like Angelina. Then it was all ruined by the image of the L&S thing - since I know you are blond, that would make The Renee Shirley by default!Katehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03447905804174563374noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-57504304952766314952008-04-12T18:02:00.000-04:002008-04-12T18:02:00.000-04:00OMG I love the visual on the bike! Mine has the t...OMG I love the visual on the bike! Mine has the two of you wearing sweaters with your first initials on them.<BR/><BR/>And I'm not making fun of you, The Renee, I mean, why NOT 3 wheels? My balance sucks and I won't lie that I've seen one around town and thought that I should get one. :-D<BR/><BR/>I have the QVC microplane thing too, MIL got it for me and refers to the shavings as "chopped walnuts" - nasty. Which reminds me, I'm way over due to chop my walnuts.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-68455226203857394582008-04-12T17:56:00.000-04:002008-04-12T17:56:00.000-04:00If it's all the same to you I'd rather just beat t...If it's all the same to you I'd rather just beat the bitches up. It's kind of "my thing".KatBouskahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11556451375792958743noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-24586692034919238582008-04-12T17:30:00.000-04:002008-04-12T17:30:00.000-04:00Your blog rocks! I bet those copy cats are actuall...Your blog rocks! I bet those copy cats are actually the "ANOYMOUS FUCKTARDS" that stalk you!!Life, Love And Lolahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01461059661681736530noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-68585483978835393382008-04-12T17:14:00.000-04:002008-04-12T17:14:00.000-04:00I used to have a 3 state rule -- this required me ...I used to have a 3 state rule -- this required me to live at a minimum 3 states away from my OWN parents. My in-laws were fine. Its my own that I couldn't deal with. Then for some strange reason when I got prego I moved to Florida and was only 3 hours away. What was I thinking?<BR/><BR/>That was my long drawn out way of saying -- I totally understand your long distance logic!<BR/><BR/>And, what happens in Savannah in May?Mitchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01430895346450288186noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-2611850348742770042008-04-12T16:52:00.000-04:002008-04-12T16:52:00.000-04:00I have not tried the ped egg! Some shit like that ...I have not tried the ped egg! Some shit like that will get me kicked off of the bargain board, won't it?<BR/><BR/>I hear that the foot shavings dust makes a wonderful tooth whitener if you add it to your toothpaste...<BR/><BR/>;-)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08436571420215943287noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-59288384071471812822008-04-12T16:46:00.000-04:002008-04-12T16:46:00.000-04:00Hast thou not tried the Ped Egg?Hast thou not tried the Ped Egg?The Driftwood Collectorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15089955656238302685noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-46224841128946094992008-04-12T16:25:00.000-04:002008-04-12T16:25:00.000-04:00Jenn, I have considered moving to Canada, more tha...Jenn, I have considered moving to Canada, more than once, and one of my main reasons is distance. I believe distance is good for relationships. It's too cold in Canada though.<BR/><BR/>Kathy, thanks for stepping up for the bullying position. Be nice though, just tell them it was funnier when I did it. <BR/><BR/>Heather, you're cracking me up. Unfortunately, there are no known Ashley Anonymous groups, so you'll just have to keep checking at all hours of the day and night. <BR/><BR/>We're hoping for an Ashley's Closet cruise one day...I'm guessing we can count you in? ;-)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08436571420215943287noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-89802971950823036272008-04-12T16:01:00.001-04:002008-04-12T16:01:00.001-04:00Sick! Sick! Sick! I'm sick and in need of AA. (Ash...Sick! Sick! Sick! I'm sick and in need of AA. (Ashley's Anonymous) I didn't think you would have posted again so soon......but I was compelled to check anyway! It's a disease.......Heatherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11952620948802605470noreply@blogger.com