<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.comments</id><updated>2012-02-16T18:46:14.216-05:00</updated><category term='photo contest'/><category term='little kid strikes again'/><category term='don&apos;t mess with his chocolate'/><category term='and no virus downloading for little kid'/><category term='mental health day canceled'/><category term='another REALLY crazy day'/><category term='no need to panic'/><category term='i don&apos;t think he can do it'/><category term='what a great christmas gift'/><category term='fired from motherhood'/><category term='you can&apos;t say STFU to a baby'/><category term='what kind of woman do they think I am'/><category term='An adult half-ninja in a dinosaur suit'/><category term='Forgotten Favorites'/><category term='This is a freaking emergency people'/><category term='nobel peace prize winning idea'/><category term='Note to self: get a wrench'/><category term='cutest carrot ever'/><category term='chicks rule'/><category term='P.S. I&apos;m serious about the sandwich thing'/><category term='Probably Not'/><category term='even if they are a  pain in my ass'/><category term='Douchebaggery at its finest'/><category term='Not always a bad mom'/><category term='Sorry Hillary'/><category term='precipitation participation'/><category term='library wins again'/><category term='i&apos;ll adjust'/><category term='Free e-books'/><category term='I know it won&apos;t be fun'/><category term='thinking about it'/><category term='It&apos;s more fun if you&apos;re drinking'/><category term='Your Mr. wants Too Timid sex toys for V Day'/><category term='Can&apos;t judge a book by changing covers'/><category term='Totally Her is totally cool'/><category term='Call me'/><category term='They liked Mr. Ashley too'/><category term='hard O sounds'/><category term='Christian is a goddamn child prodigy and deserves to win'/><category term='Sexy huh?'/><category term='No I&apos;m kidding--i hope it never comes to that'/><category term='in search of the closet flock'/><category term='Please excuse this real life interruption'/><category term='Team Christian'/><category term='Problem Solved'/><category term='he is so pleased with himself'/><category term='Please please please please God no'/><category term='hope the haitian washed the bush cooties away'/><category term='ignoring him is the correct approach'/><category term='A selfish attention loving weiner gobbler&apos;s dream come true'/><category term='Klassy Friday fun with the Ashleys'/><category term='Shit must get done'/><category term='Big kid rocks'/><category term='Not quite as thankful as the day wears on'/><category term='Why am I doing all of this today?'/><category term='Mysterious ways indeed'/><category term='It is now 4am...fucking 4am...that is insane'/><category term='At least she got 50'/><category term='but you know they will'/><category term='now with new and improved response times'/><category term='such a good girl'/><category term='on a deserted island with no children and a big library'/><category term='punk'/><category term='If you&apos;re going to be a turd...go lay in the yard.'/><category term='Change is bad'/><category term='Sucks to be Florida'/><category term='we may just have to get rid of the grill'/><category term='The greatest show on earth'/><category term='Need advice'/><category term='the good liar'/><category term='People in hell want ice water'/><category term='One Day'/><category term='Whoring out Ashley&apos;s Closet'/><category term='Still notable though'/><category term='Elf not on a shelf'/><category term='pretty punny'/><category term='Yep four beach days in a row'/><category term='It&apos;s still before noon'/><category term='It does sound like a good time...'/><category term='Stop with the fake lashes already'/><category term='Because a gigantic scab is better than clogged pores right?'/><category term='P.S. I did go on Christmas Eve...Beach church does count right?'/><category term='Don&apos;t let him trick you'/><category term='Including but not limited to...'/><category term='It&apos;s Just Wrong'/><category term='Starting now'/><category term='hedgehogs fuck yeah'/><category term='Done'/><category term='that kind of day'/><category term='life plan number 984'/><category term='i love every weird little bit of him'/><category term='link blink'/><category term='Love him'/><category term='Yo Gabba Gabba and Poop'/><category term='almost party time'/><category term='hazards ahead'/><category term='Or maybe even a little more...'/><category term='He is pretty smart'/><category term='Okay just a little'/><category term='He says he didn&apos;t do it'/><category term='Just a little'/><category term='Dear Tooth Fairies'/><category term='jon lovitz from SNL reincarnated and living with Ashley'/><category term='Ruby'/><category term='Don&apos;t choose a book by it&apos;s cover'/><category term='God Bless SweetMichelle'/><category term='I&apos;m already thinking of names'/><category term='more celebrity baby naming weirdness'/><category term='So are they or are they not coming to get him?'/><category term='because sometimes mother nature is wrong'/><category term='poor farrah'/><category term='because I don&apos;t have custody'/><category term='Too tired to even get a glass of wine'/><category term='really really badly'/><category term='seemed like a good idea at the time'/><category term='Show &apos;em who is the boss'/><category term='dem&apos;s chicks'/><category term='or at least until december 24th'/><category term='damn kids'/><category term='You&apos;ve loved me for a year'/><category term='Happy Anniversary with Big Kid'/><category term='weird and wonderful'/><category term='I just really like presents'/><category term='I used a curse word in the title again'/><category term='I don&apos;t get out much'/><category term='Big Debut of the Boys'/><category term='thank you sweet baby jesus'/><category term='okay now go'/><category term='reward'/><category term='poor baby'/><category term='Reason 1453897 that I&apos;m not a teacher.'/><category term='links of greatness'/><category term='growling at 2-year-olds is okay'/><category term='and for being a total dumb ass'/><category term='lump of coal'/><category term='next time'/><category term='he breaks enough stuff already'/><category term='And time goes by so slowly and time can do so much'/><category term='Look at him'/><category term='3 day weekend at that'/><category term='That is some deep shit'/><category term='parenting tip successes'/><category term='Charlie and the God Damn Chocolate Factory kicks ass'/><category term='Too tired to type it twice'/><category term='I don&apos;t know why'/><category term='Michael Angelo&apos;s Freezer Meals for dinner'/><category term='are straps that bad'/><category term='It sucks to be me'/><category term='sucks to be you'/><category term='it won&apos;t be too early for long'/><category term='BOOYAH MY KID IS A GENIUS'/><category term='Hey y&apos;all...look at me y&apos;all....y&apos;all I&apos;m over here'/><category term='Try again tomorrow'/><category term='God bless them all'/><category term='he&apos;s catching on'/><category term='Fuck a college fund...I need a furniture fund'/><category term='You&apos;re welcome'/><category term='Who says no satellite tv is a bad thing'/><category term='because I&apos;m evil and I like the beach'/><category term='it is really big'/><category term='the internet can be a bad thing'/><category term='I said a massage AND mimosas'/><category term='Wednesday wednesday make new friends day'/><category term='since I have to manage him anyway'/><category term='giveaway link'/><category term='Cowbaby'/><category term='i bet he&apos;ll beat some babies down'/><category term='first graders are weird'/><category term='P.S. Why do you yell instead of talk? I hate that.'/><category term='You&apos;re Wrong. Done.'/><category term='i was thinking outback'/><category term='unless you count the jewish guy'/><category term='Ashley In Your Inbox'/><category term='enjoy'/><category term='he won&apos;t tolerate soggy sandwiches'/><category term='moms make good skeletons'/><category term='Shhhhhhh'/><category term='I still want to hire a housekeeper'/><category term='I think she actually has a chance at turning out okay'/><category term='This is Jesus...how can I help you?'/><category term='Where the Wild Things Are--freaking awesome'/><category term='Foshizzle My Nizzle...is that spelled right?'/><category term='cuz i need a break and he&apos;s good at it'/><category term='he also loves garbage men'/><category term='Prove that you love me as much as I love you'/><category term='it probably felt good too'/><category term='This is sewious'/><category term='Trisha and Boris'/><category term='cuz I&apos;m tired'/><category term='Missing Christmas isn&apos;t fair'/><category term='Just kidding...they don&apos;t work like that'/><category term='Curly hair = easy'/><category term='MILFness'/><category term='they shouldn&apos;t be so cute if you shouldn&apos;t keep them'/><category term='my lovely little parasite'/><category term='Did I mention I have a headache?'/><category term='You&apos;re kind of skanky'/><category term='I&apos;m a poor sport like that'/><category term='4 days left to register'/><category term='be the change you want to see in the world'/><category term='master spacer'/><category term='KID FREE BABY...Now that&apos;s hot'/><category term='links because I love you'/><category term='will work for coke codes'/><category term='since it probably won&apos;t last long'/><category term='it was Mr. Ashley&apos;s fault'/><category term='damn you puppies'/><category term='surrender the booty'/><category term='I guess it&apos;s good news'/><category term='don&apos;t answer'/><category term='My kids dress cool'/><category term='Bedtime is Soon'/><category term='I swear I&apos;m a human'/><category term='Another Glamorous adventure in the awesome life of Ashley'/><category term='oh lord won&apos;t you buy a mercedes benz and a maid'/><category term='After 10 years...it is the least he could do'/><category term='No thinking required'/><category term='oh joy'/><category term='not going to be an astronaut when he grows up'/><category term='they&apos;ve got to be learning something'/><category term='That would be really nice of you'/><category term='Her ob/gyn better send her a gift basket at xmas'/><category term='and it&apos;s only 9:45...'/><category term='and I&apos;ll let him help'/><category term='No pressure sasha'/><category term='Fuck the Shiz'/><category term='Eating is a really good thing'/><category term='Damn Nigerians'/><category term='Dora&apos;s head is shaped like a football...coincidence?'/><category term='wait til you hear my theory on UFOs'/><category term='A Beautiful Day in my Neighborhood and a dead sea turtle'/><category term='Yo ho Yo ho'/><category term='So maybe not'/><category term='prison break'/><category term='Poor bride'/><category term='I hate it'/><category term='Simple Sowution...dest don&apos;t wisten'/><category term='Target here we come'/><category term='I&apos;m not dead yet'/><category term='and I&apos;m tempted to leave him there'/><category term='thank you Big Kid'/><category term='I love those stupid dogs'/><category term='awkward conversations about death'/><category term='except for the Kennedys'/><category term='Good thing it&apos;s just a rough draft'/><category term='P.S. It&apos;s about the grades...come on girlfriend...you&apos;re smarter than that...just get it done...k?thxbai'/><category term='thanks lutherans'/><category term='He tortures ducks too'/><category term='Almost nap time'/><category term='slipping &apos;n sliding through life'/><category term='It is brilliant'/><category term='now we know'/><category term='More later alligators'/><category term='cheep cheep'/><category term='that will be soon I swear'/><category term='I didn&apos;t think so'/><category term='and more than they&apos;ll ever know'/><category term='I wish i was here'/><category term='I love it'/><category term='did you know they can&apos;t have hamburger helper?'/><category term='We&apos;d put the Cool in Homescool....'/><category term='I don&apos;t know why the taxi drivers didn&apos;t think we were funny'/><category term='what to do'/><category term='Damn I love them so much it hurts'/><category term='little kid digs the latex pants'/><category term='Apparently no one likes my mac and cheese'/><category term='Taking the terror to the theater'/><category term='ruby encrusted diamond studded solid gold balls'/><category term='140 words of wisdom'/><category term='See why he needs two naps?'/><category term='haha'/><category term='I will accomplish some drinking tonight'/><category term='april fool'/><category term='Not a fan of the NRA'/><category term='Oh it is so yummy'/><category term='Protect Insurance Companies'/><category term='because I can'/><category term='and by storage I mean recycling'/><category term='That ride sucked'/><category term='i should have plenty of room for imaginary sandwiches now'/><category term='and my hair would always look great'/><category term='don&apos;t bother me'/><category term='Michael Angelo&apos;s Chain of Dinners giveaway'/><category term='it is pretty good handwriting'/><category term='and we&apos;re not moving on until we&apos;ve got answers'/><category term='harold hubert piggybottom and jakob jingle 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survivorman'/><category term='It&apos;s like journalism'/><category term='I just don&apos;t freaking know'/><category term='This is the one I&apos;m always talking shit about'/><category term='Paging Lacey'/><category term='No more Mrs. Nice Guy'/><category term='brain damage and biographies'/><category term='I kind of want to marry Tina Fey'/><category term='a nice new little person in the world'/><category term='I want in on the pile'/><category term='Forget About Art School'/><category term='one day it will happen'/><category term='not a great day'/><category term='It needs a shrine'/><category term='Life&apos;s a bitch'/><category term='Feel free to follow along'/><category term='Fighting evil and impressing the ladies'/><category term='I just suck'/><category term='Happy Fifth Birthday Big Kid'/><category term='Equals hungover'/><category term='Goody two shoes'/><category term='I attract crazies or I am hella hot'/><category term='I never did clean up around here'/><category term='Frugal is the new green'/><category term='cancer sucks'/><category term='little kid is already in time out this morning'/><category term='Kid free days are the best'/><category term='I suffer from brain damage'/><category term='Party on plam street'/><category term='so watch out for more of that'/><category term='I&apos;m right...right?'/><category term='it&apos;s enough of a rip off'/><category term='Stinky front loading washers'/><category term='No really'/><category term='I know best anyway'/><category term='Who&apos;s the boss'/><category term='stupid teeth'/><category term='Pray for me (and them)'/><category term='Terribly funny'/><category term='Just kidding I know I have to invite the kids'/><category term='donate and then take a break from the news'/><category term='I really love all the ass kissing'/><category term='Anything but laundry'/><category term='that sounds wrong but trust me on this one'/><category term='Watch out Martha here I come'/><category term='rocking the glasses'/><category term='Get a life'/><category term='I love me some flex pay'/><category term='NLP:RD'/><category term='Missing Joey the Duck'/><category term='Clearly I am not cleaning or packing'/><category term='We&apos;ve never parked our cars in a garage...EVER'/><category term='You suck'/><category term='flipflops forever'/><category term='but not too guilty'/><category term='There should be a discount'/><category term='I like free stuff...you would too'/><category term='Convenience costs too much'/><category term='So sweet'/><category term='Don&apos;t worry...we&apos;ll do fun stuff today too'/><category term='That&apos;s all I got'/><category term='don&apos;t hate your dog'/><category term='a genuine in-store sorry could have prevented this'/><category term='Why no hot dog button?'/><category term='fingers crossed for the pot-filling faucet'/><category term='that&apos;s probably how you got here'/><category term='Not one semicolon was used in this post'/><category term='See you in 45 minutes'/><category term='fine by me'/><category term='Grown ups use cleaners....seriously?'/><category term='Ashley&apos;s Opinions on Parenting: Volume 1'/><category term='Aaaaaargh'/><category term='honing my skills'/><category term='with the emeny'/><category term='Teens are more annoying than toddlers'/><category term='No need to worry after all'/><category term='Sorry and I love you'/><category term='Here&apos;s your clue'/><category term='or it will suck to be his teacher'/><category term='She&apos;s....somethin&apos;'/><category term='even better than the baby Jesus'/><category term='Golden boy indeed'/><category term='a big bail fund'/><category term='shhh'/><category term='80s party dress suggestions please'/><category term='One day soon'/><category term='photo'/><category term='little more off the top'/><category term='&apos;cuz my kids are cool like that'/><category term='why did god make me this way?'/><category term='even in alphabetical 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into'/><category term='Celebrity baby naming gone right'/><category term='those damn leprechauns'/><category term='Maybe we could get customized ones?'/><category term='questioning Mr. Ashley&apos;s character judgment skills'/><category term='have a drink for me'/><category term='i&apos;d like a daddy warbucks'/><category term='I could use some balance'/><category term='They take enough days off'/><category term='can&apos;t wait til 4ish'/><category term='8:30am is crazy early for a meeting'/><category term='The zoo is looking better and better'/><category term='because they make it harder than it should be'/><category term='depressing'/><category term='So so so much more'/><category term='apparently shit sinks'/><category term='Small achievements'/><category term='happy kwanzaa'/><category term='he is obviously feeling better'/><category term='No diving by the stairs'/><category term='maybe if I feel like it'/><category term='and quit drinking so fast'/><category term='I know I&apos;m going to hell no need to tell me again'/><category term='go home'/><category term='Famous fucktards'/><category term='Forget Master Cleanse'/><category term='P.S. Don&apos;t use words like butthole'/><category term='babies babies everywhere'/><category term='Most days'/><category term='Damnthisspacebarshitsucks'/><category term='Phew'/><category term='haha oops'/><category term='please live'/><category term='It was a very Christian request'/><category term='and I think your work friends are a-holes'/><category term='he&apos;ll grow out of it...right?'/><category term='Cry me a  chocolate river'/><category term='randomness to make up for recent boringness'/><category term='I&apos;m brave'/><category term='how do other people do it? Are they just better bike riders?'/><category term='the rest of you better start searching'/><category term='Demand it'/><category term='We don&apos;t come here to cry'/><category term='getting back to normal'/><category term='mini Al Bundy'/><category term='progress'/><category term='Cheeseriffic'/><category term='It was Annie Freaking Leibovitz'/><category term='perma-duckface'/><category term='so boring'/><category term='happy birthday Mr. Ashley...I wish I was there'/><category term='My taste in music has just changed'/><category term='There should be more Mother&apos;s Days'/><category term='it is a well thought out plan'/><category term='Take that slacker moms'/><category term='soon people soon'/><category term='Not okay'/><category term='Michael Jackson heart attack'/><category term='that is all'/><category term='I&apos;m still calling him satan spawn'/><category term='I may have just talked Mr. Ashley into it'/><category term='that figures'/><category term='even funnier because hell&apos;s not supposed to be funny'/><category term='I&apos;m smarter than him'/><category term='The closet loves Orville Redenbacher&apos;s'/><category term='Probably So'/><category term='love the haters...they know not what they do'/><category term='cue the angry minivan drivers'/><category term='It&apos;s a freaking place mat no matter what you do with it'/><category term='he does love me lots'/><category term='i just want it to be easy'/><category term='Hell yeah'/><category term='No need to diet'/><category term='it&apos;s supposed to be fun'/><category term='Christmas magic'/><category term='Boy cousins will be so fun'/><category term='I still kind of want the job but could live without it'/><category term='Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii'/><category term='and this is why it&apos;s a secret'/><category term='Nate Clutter suicide'/><category term='Super freak'/><category term='X the pirate idea'/><category term='Thanks in advance'/><category term='Big Kid&apos;s new gear'/><category 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term='weird ol&apos; uncle milton'/><category term='On top of the game this time'/><category term='Outfit 1'/><category term='we better have babies but not too many'/><category term='I have a dream'/><category term='Remember all that stuff I bought at Kmart?'/><category term='I love this show'/><category term='even though it kind of is'/><category term='Lock her up and throw away the key'/><category term='The Chrome Dome and his Curly Sidekick'/><category term='but she&apos;s out there'/><category term='It&apos;s a crazy world out there'/><category term='don&apos;t leave your wallet around me'/><category term='not for Big Kid'/><category term='Hiiiiyah'/><category term='he owes me sandwiches'/><category term='watch out baby girls'/><category term='7am is too damn early'/><category term='Dreamgenii maternity pillow'/><category term='and the indians had big bangs and wore leg warmers'/><category term='I made them cookies'/><category term='second request'/><category term='A hard knock 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term='shopping is good for you'/><category term='Except for all of the tragedy and the killing and all that'/><category term='what every girl wants to hear'/><category term='little kid style'/><category term='Photography lesson #2...half assed I know'/><category term='We&apos;re getting closer'/><category term='but probably not'/><category term='I&apos;m supposed to be working'/><category term='Brat'/><category term='Life is what happens when you&apos;re making other plans'/><category term='life is barely worth living without internet access'/><category term='incentive to be good'/><category term='but I&apos;m a grown up and shit'/><category term='that&apos;s what I get for messing with the broom'/><category term='do it bitches'/><category term='Ugh'/><category term='Ginormous tote bags and French Whores'/><category term='so i smell a little nutty'/><category term='you would get to watch your kids bowl for free'/><category term='please stay little forever'/><category term='someone 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term='days 4 through 30 are under review'/><category term='More later'/><category term='cute and funny'/><category term='You can borrow mine instead'/><category term='Yes it is awesome'/><category term='We&apos;ll keep on fiiiightin&apos; til the end'/><category term='and stuff'/><category term='Christmas links'/><category term='Your ass better be voting'/><category term='I should be off the clock'/><category term='They&apos;re lucky they&apos;re cute'/><category term='I see what the fuss was about'/><category term='and I get good mom points for doing it'/><category term='and some pants'/><category term='Dan&apos;s a loser'/><category term='It&apos;s rude to stare'/><category term='we want to be fancy'/><category term='Who throws their lollipop away?'/><category term='Intewesting'/><category term='hot damn'/><category term='Roast Recipe'/><category term='lamest title and label ever'/><category term='So Get To It'/><category term='now we&apos;re pretty much caught up'/><category term='I 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screaming'/><category term='the world around us kind of sucks'/><category term='HO HO HO'/><category term='orange you glad'/><category term='noooooooooooooooooooooo'/><category term='no lolly for pooping in front of the toilet'/><category term='A long day with Fay'/><category term='big hips are hot'/><category term='Why am I up so early? What&apos;s that smell?'/><category term='it won&apos;t wash your dishes for you'/><category term='2 brave things for me...I will make you proud'/><category term='Smooches Hooches'/><category term='people are strange'/><category term='My Bloggiversary wish list...thanks in advance'/><category term='I don&apos;t know how he got a dog toenail'/><category term='russell brand is awfully pretty'/><category term='He Better Wear the Hat'/><category term='Easter ideas'/><category term='I&apos;m working on it'/><category term='over half a million...seriously?'/><category term='kneading to show off'/><category term='I swear I will'/><category term='Mr. Beams stair light'/><category term='Damn brat'/><category term='we have lots to catch up on'/><category term='Better things to do today than cut and copy and paste'/><category term='Quite a look'/><category term='why that particular book?'/><category term='it&apos;s not you it&apos;s me...but maybe a little bit you'/><category term='He could&apos;ve gone commando'/><category term='He can touch his own nipples...no rule against that'/><category term='Conquering E-bull starting today'/><category term='Right?'/><category term='Kitchen explosions'/><category term='Stupid fucking dog'/><category term='It&apos;s a disease'/><category term='no walking and no ticket'/><category term='so pretty'/><category term='this is why we can&apos;t have nice things'/><category term='If someone finds that drug...please let me know'/><category term='he won&apos;t walk far anyway'/><category term='tonight I walk in a parade'/><category term='and he&apos;s fun to chat with'/><category term='Boner shrinker...that which shrinks boners'/><category term='Finding the help is the hard part'/><category term='That was productive of me'/><category term='Sorry bout that'/><category term='raising a Republican'/><category term='blogging is more fun than the have-to stuff'/><category term='there are things I won&apos;t do for you'/><category term='Moral 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term='ridiculous'/><category term='imagine going through all that weirdness'/><category term='It&apos;s really good'/><category term='I like hugs but come on'/><category term='As soon as I escape the life raft'/><category term='see why she won&apos;t come help me?'/><category term='There has to be something more interesting we can discuss'/><category term='he&apos;s quite the critic'/><category term='Back to the infestation'/><category term='Too good for my air mattress?'/><category term='don&apos;t talk to strangers but sit on that old dude&apos;s lap'/><category term='Meerkats are cool'/><category term='I hope I&apos;m back soon'/><category term='i love the situation'/><category term='Thanksgiving should be fun'/><category term='Chore whore is back'/><category term='won&apos;t kill some of you to smarten up'/><category term='probably not though'/><category term='and to not be the third friend'/><category term='Hire a stylist or 4'/><category term='Sorry such short notice'/><category term='Lest anyone thinks my last post was serious'/><category term='master cleanse=lots of poop...stay tuned'/><category term='it&apos;s only 20 minutes'/><category term='Chicka WOW WOW'/><category term='about to go postal'/><category term='Leggo my Eggo'/><category term='can i shoot the meatballs at little kid'/><category term='he&apos;s the type of kid who needs a pet who won&apos;t die'/><category term='please help'/><category term='poor murphy'/><category term='Off to find my cats and some tape'/><category term='Something'/><category term='The closet is expecting'/><category term='such cool animals'/><category term='get over yourself  return calls  stop being so smug and annoying'/><category term='kidsbowlfree.com'/><category term='PRO-crastinator'/><category term='I&apos;m leaning toward the dwarfs'/><category term='cough cough'/><category term='Please don&apos;t make me do this'/><category term='It&apos;s his favorite'/><category term='i wish the kids could go alone'/><category term='her cupcakes suck'/><category term='so far so good (mostly)'/><category term='TJ Maxx and Marshalls have great stuff'/><category term='Ask Chore Whore anything'/><category term='The sticker says Nourish Your Body. Quit staring at my boob.'/><category term='happy birthday to my baby'/><category term='I&apos;d rather work'/><category term='I love him but...'/><category term='Gulp some wine'/><category term='I don&apos;t want to'/><category term='Mr. Ashley doesn&apos;t cry'/><category term='lucky Michelle'/><category term='think of the fun we could have....'/><category term='I hope Walker Texas Ranger is on the case'/><category term='cuz I ain&apos;t doing it again'/><category term='or knows'/><category term='so yelling works'/><category term='that&apos;s all I&apos;ve got to say about that'/><category term='Iknowyouthoughtyoudid'/><category term='i&apos;m sure google could fix it all if they cared'/><category term='hopefully with good news'/><category term='Don&apos;t just stand there and stare at me...SAY SOMETHING'/><category term='Something nice in the news...a miracle'/><category term='Batter Blaster'/><category term='There&apos;s been an idea drought lately'/><category term='Neato'/><category term='My money is on little kid'/><category term='disturbed'/><category term='I will drop kick that fucking giraffe'/><category term='Be back soon...do your 2 things'/><category term='It&apos;s nice to be nice'/><category term='or don&apos;t work at all'/><category term='rejects'/><category term='Everybody&apos;s crying'/><category term='Won&apos;t pull a Britney tonight'/><category term='Stay tuned'/><category term='a chain of links'/><category term='Be evil'/><category term='missing babies'/><category term='Noah is going nowhere'/><category term='Yes'/><category term='I&apos;m on a roll'/><category term='not a good day'/><category term='Link return sentence'/><category term='Safe to say he liked the photos'/><category term='He&apos;s really not coming out'/><category term='he makes me crazy but I love him so'/><category term='I checked'/><category term='a note to my cat'/><category term='It makes my pee highliter yellow'/><category term='If I want to buy something I&apos;ll do it at the store'/><category term='Just chill chick'/><category term='I am retarded'/><category term='Fort White'/><category term='Big Day around here'/><category term='Q-U-I-E-T'/><category term='and that answers that'/><category term='Adios Mother Fuckers'/><category term='and no scraping or poking'/><category term='a lot less crazy'/><category term='A Special Ashley Day'/><category term='She&apos;s old and has a lot of kids...just sayin&apos;'/><category term='record keeping'/><category term='I vote for running away'/><category term='i think he&apos;s lying'/><category term='One&apos;s pretty sweet and one&apos;s pretty gross'/><category term='Gold digger'/><category term='Oy Vey'/><category term='Piyet aaaargh'/><category term='kids keep it simple'/><category term='really really tired'/><category term='Can&apos;t win'/><category term='No medical school in Big kid&apos;s future'/><category term='I love being a princess'/><category term='I may have to move out'/><category term='ashley for president'/><category term='Trolls are green...green with ENVY.'/><category term='When will he realize?'/><category term='i&apos;ll lace the tap shoes up'/><category term='Good times'/><category term='My kid is cooler than yours'/><category term='It&apos;s only $40000 a month'/><category term='and no more coke'/><category term='Tomorrow is another damn day'/><category term='Too cute'/><category term='no theme'/><category term='Make your voice heard'/><category term='I may end up back in the car rider line'/><category term='See you tomorrow'/><category term='or not'/><category term='Shadow'/><category term='Yes he&apos;s really that cute'/><category term='boys are gross'/><category term='Poor potato'/><category term='doesn&apos;t make for much of a blog either'/><category term='they should stop asking'/><category term='Stylin&apos;'/><category term='blown brains'/><category term='There&apos;s always next time'/><category term='damn dog'/><category term='Because it ain&apos;t easy'/><category term='taught them about lotto numbers just in case'/><category term='hee-haw'/><category term='Her butt is just abnormally small'/><category term='A special treat for the closet'/><category term='he probably did'/><category term='An extra kid'/><category term='I do have earplugs...and will use them'/><category term='poison control and poop and work oh my'/><category term='because we&apos;re allergic to fun'/><category term='he&apos;s chewing on a watch'/><category term='shut up crazy'/><category term='if i could just take the beach with me'/><category term='Entertain Yo-self'/><category term='fucking blogger'/><category term='I hope you have fun'/><category term='and I mean terribly'/><category term='He&apos;ll just have to work harder this week'/><category term='smarter than who'/><category term='because he already knows'/><category term='and I hope they die in a fire'/><category term='Book of the year 2011'/><category term='because that&apos;s how we roll'/><category term='i hope so'/><category term='disgusting creature'/><category term='faux farming'/><category term='Blah'/><category term='johnny depp is no gene wilder'/><category term='Don&apos;t laugh'/><category term='SoBe fun'/><category term='Ichetucknee'/><category term='most adorable birthday gift ever'/><category term='and lo and behold...Mr. Ashley is home'/><category term='sometimes my jokes backfire'/><category term='Hope she never finds out about the blog'/><category term='he&apos;s ruining my fun'/><category term='good help is hard to find'/><category term='practice makes good enough'/><category term='sick of fighting about it'/><category term='oh geez could you imagine'/><category term='and much more...'/><category term='but maybe not'/><category term='I love you almost as much as corn'/><category term='Cutest Easter basket buckets EVER'/><category term='Too tired to shop...The shame'/><category term='and that she&apos;s not eagle or coyote food  :-('/><category term='My little super freak'/><category term='Macmillan Audio Rocks'/><category term='Shhhh....act like we don&apos;t know they&apos;re there'/><category term='off to go not do these things'/><category term='weird ass kids'/><category term='No bus for Big Kid'/><category term='You love me anyway'/><category term='You probably don&apos;t really want to see your mom naked'/><category term='Jessica doesn&apos;t have Pam&apos;s problem'/><category term='and now I teach you Grasshopper'/><category term='You WILL see an actual photo of Catfish catching Hepatitis'/><category term='Love you'/><category term='I seriously do love Publix'/><category term='Direct all complaints to Ashley at Ashley&apos;s Closet'/><category term='Been a long day without toys'/><category term='he&apos;s pretty sure he could take a t-rex'/><category term='quirky'/><category term='There is a lot of talking'/><category term='because it feels right'/><category term='Sedate the masses'/><category term='for $65 i can have a perfect'/><category term='Alrighty then'/><category term='That&apos;s a fact'/><category term='it all happens too fast'/><category term='Happy 6th Birthday Big Kid'/><category term='paging Mr. Ashley'/><category term='MY HAIR'/><category term='It was nice'/><category term='Invest in Success'/><category term='Too much of anything is a bad thing'/><category term='I need a nanny and a maid'/><category term='stupid freaking cookies'/><category term='I&apos;m baaaaaack'/><category term='Looking sharp (and spiky)'/><category term='That&apos;s a direct order'/><category term='family photos'/><category term='no'/><category term='for all of us'/><category term='Sweet'/><category term='I better go while I can'/><category term='Pain on the neck'/><category term='good plan'/><category term='Big Kid prefers Target'/><category term='Must get shit done'/><category term='Dumb idea Quentin'/><category term='For you'/><category term='Everything you didn&apos;t even know you wanted to know about China'/><category term='i will hot glue it'/><category term='Relaxing Saturday'/><category term='God I&apos;m a jerk'/><category term='Cirque Du Soleil Saltimbanco'/><category term='A few more things actually'/><category term='i do still manage to sleep in some days'/><category term='or provide blankets or something'/><category term='My Cupcake'/><category term='P.S. Did you slip something in my drink?'/><category term='the song is truly fucking annoying'/><category term='I&apos;m busy being a virtual farmer anyway'/><category term='Hello I have a dog with undescended testicles...can&apos;t do it'/><category term='I&apos;m around'/><category term='no more making fun of her'/><category term='I&apos;m gonna be Fluffy&apos;s Baby&apos;s Fairy Blogmother'/><category term='I&apos;d Rather Be Here'/><category term='and i never do the resolutions anyway'/><category term='giggity giggity'/><category term='SoF09'/><category term='Get to know each other before the cruise and all'/><category term='no more promises'/><category term='it is all very complicated'/><category term='He&apos;s cute but not that cute'/><category term='one more thing to distract you'/><category term='Just try harder'/><category term='it would be all my fault'/><category term='Net of randomness'/><category term='and he likes wal-mart'/><category term='Do one brave thing and run like hell...ready set go'/><category term='Cult intervention'/><category term='because i can be naughty too'/><category term='How not to handle the death of a pet'/><category term='Oh man'/><category term='My poor computer'/><category term='my weekend starts now'/><category term='Polar opposites'/><category term='2 Nipples for Everyone'/><category term='and the attention'/><category term='we&apos;ll find out today at the bus stop'/><category term='Check something off the list'/><category term='Fucking turkeys'/><category term='WTF Oprah?'/><category term='They&apos;re lucky'/><category term='post traumatic school disorder'/><category term='Lucky Ashley'/><category term='I&apos;m so tired'/><category term='too tired for a cute tag'/><category term='Outfit 2.'/><category term='not really'/><category term='LOL'/><category term='Still workin&apos; on it'/><category term='Where does he get the list obsession from...'/><category term='Jesus says take your time'/><category term='I did'/><category term='In search of quality day care'/><category term='Happy 8th Birthday to Big Kid'/><category term='Not so gweat at speetses'/><category term='A bad guy did do it'/><category term='hedgehog in a helmet'/><category term='and they have Willy Wonka'/><category term='Verbose'/><category term='You Want How Much?'/><category term='i&apos;m kidding and i will try not to accidentally fall on him'/><category term='I didn&apos;t even correct him on the spelling'/><category term='puts me to shame'/><category term='Almost all of you'/><category term='Freaking ridiculous'/><category term='had to share'/><category term='so yeah...thanks for that god. no really.'/><category term='Not worthy of coinage'/><category term='The Snuggie...it&apos;s a blanket with arms'/><category term='that&apos;s clean laundry'/><category term='whatever happened to the stork'/><category term='I just need to do it more often'/><category term='Let&apos;s keep it that way'/><category term='$500 worth of dead cow parts assembled'/><category term='Bah Humbug'/><category term='should be interesting'/><category term='tap-dancing is pretty bad ass though'/><category term='who does he think he is?'/><category term='He really needs to go outside'/><category term='housework'/><category term='Hot damn I make gorgeous kids'/><category term='You&apos;ll still get your story'/><category term='Finito'/><category term='Held hostage by Noggin'/><category term='It&apos;s only a day away'/><category term='What else?'/><category term='OH-MAH-GAH'/><category term='Wishing the Big Kid fit in the crock pot'/><category term='choosing my battles'/><category term='NLP: RD Revisted'/><category term='I wouldn&apos;t have put my finger in the hole in the first place'/><category term='On like Donkey Kong'/><category term='cool'/><category term='Lazy Summer links'/><category term='Pretty sweet'/><category term='or we try'/><category term='I&apos;m tired...because of you'/><category term='Family of Weirdos'/><category term='Sometimes I do good on Wednesdays'/><category term='i&apos;ll give him some poop cake'/><category term='Just click on him if you want to go to a real orchestra'/><category term='maybe the rules really don&apos;t apply to us'/><category term='A picture is worth 1000000000000000000 words'/><category term='hope for a hatch'/><category term='supposed to write something about books here'/><category term='Scunty'/><category term='not moving to australia'/><category term='Say wine beer liquor naps baths quiet'/><category term='You&apos;ll feel bad if I die and you haven&apos;t voted'/><category term='Perhaps the library has a book on where to get a sense of humor?'/><category term='that stinks'/><category term='Waaaaaaaahhhhhh'/><category term='the closet is our home'/><category term='Elf and elves'/><category term='I will also sue you'/><category term='I&apos;m supposed to be cleaning but considered this an emergency'/><category term='because it is so freaking important'/><category term='so fun that I did that instead of blog tonight'/><category term='Freaks'/><category term='You know I love baby feet'/><category term='i&apos;m mean and that&apos;s okay with me'/><category term='Kids always smoke the good stuff'/><category term='Never again. Well most likely never again.'/><category term='Happy house bitch'/><category term='Where are those paperclips??'/><category term='I don&apos;t like it either'/><category term='and how far could i get before they noticed i was gone?'/><category term='he loves a valid complaint'/><category term='Don&apos;t eat moldy bread'/><category term='Effexor XR'/><category term='Target marketing at its finest'/><category term='Other People are problems'/><category term='Would you say it Yale Name? Yay Eel Nay Eem? I don&apos;t know'/><category term='and you&apos;re damn right it will be a mess today'/><category term='but not quite soon enough'/><category term='Enjoy your day'/><category term='who knew paper plates could be so exciting'/><category term='and tell myself it will all be all right'/><category term='skies are blue'/><category term='Mrs. Michelle Obama is not no baby mama'/><category term='I just enjoy dreading these things'/><category term='You knew I would'/><category term='interesting stuff'/><category term='nothing sacred'/><category term='Beating other people&apos;s kids is wrong'/><category term='yeah yeah yeah'/><category term='Sweet sweater vests'/><category term='a day in the life of the ashleys'/><category term='Enough Already'/><category term='Tell me it will be okay'/><category term='and now we can move on from that'/><category term='$416.00...yes that&apos;s dollars'/><category term='thank goodness for vacation next week'/><category term='feel the sincerity'/><category term='quite the imagination'/><category term='The closet loves the gays'/><category term='I&apos;m over it'/><category term='Really it is'/><category term='I will drop kick that fucking goat'/><category term='Clearing that up now just in case'/><category term='Will it ever end? BECAUSE I SAID SO'/><category term='thank you for your consideration and have a good Friday today'/><category term='my semi-sweet boys and our dishwasher'/><category term='I&apos;ll take 2 dolphin boats please'/><category term='I had to write about it though'/><category term='Poor baby...I mean me'/><category term='liar liar pants on fire'/><category term='this was not written in a monotone voice'/><category term='They can bring mommy drinks and rub sunscreen on her back'/><category term='Where did he get all of this shit?'/><category term='so far so good'/><category term='It has to stop'/><category term='I&apos;ll give her until 2pm'/><category term='Their loss'/><category term='never stops'/><category term='It&apos;s on the list'/><category term='Why do they take their pants off?'/><category term='See You Next Tuesday'/><category term='everyone deserves a family'/><category term='everyone else buy their own'/><category term='fearing the devil'/><category term='is a day at the spa'/><category term='Heartbreaker'/><category term='My boy likes adjectives'/><category term='Bad dude in training'/><category term='Poor kid'/><category term='do need an outlet for my laptop'/><category term='Best Father&apos;s Day Cards EV-AH'/><category term='Freud would love him'/><category term='Fish suck'/><category term='I do it to be cool'/><category term='thats why god invented paper plates'/><category term='Do you know how hard it is for me to even type the words hairless pussy?'/><category term='Will I still be pretty with only one eye? NLP:RD TTT'/><category term='I&apos;ll try harder'/><category term='Wow you&apos;re not fat anymore'/><category term='she&apos;s our kind of mom'/><category term='Ding dong'/><category term='I know I suck'/><category term='Big Kid will get a pet'/><category term='Em will whup his ass'/><category term='She&apos;ll grow out of it'/><category term='Free Pocketville Tokens'/><category term='dreams'/><category term='That&apos;s happened here before'/><category term='America&apos;s next top model?'/><category term='Be back soon'/><category term='I want to be Oprah'/><category term='They seem nice'/><category term='and the cow goes BOOM'/><category term='and people would constantly tell me I&apos;m pretty'/><category term='please be okay'/><category term='drinking drugs from coffee mugs'/><category term='Kidlandia maps make a great gift'/><category term='Change is good'/><category term='and when he&apos;s being annoying as hell'/><category term='too much information'/><category term='because girls are weird'/><category term='We&apos;ll do something tomorrow'/><category term='you could be next'/><category term='quitting Effexor'/><category term='the imaginary job and the invisible dinner party'/><category term='some of you are a little strange'/><category term='It&apos;s hard work'/><category term='it&apos;s a great idea'/><category term='Find better reasons to hate'/><category term='You knew I wasn&apos;t cleaning'/><category term='or just don&apos;t go to see the movie'/><category term='can we really be that old?'/><category term='Bonjour and Shabbat shalom from big kid'/><category term='Exciting'/><category term='lock up your daughters'/><category term='Fucking harmonica'/><category term='It&apos;s 20 whole dollars'/><category term='and have the bartender bring me a shot'/><category term='and now we enter the terrible twos'/><category term='tired again'/><category term='I can&apos;t hear you'/><category term='i trust your judgment'/><category term='Starting...Monday'/><category term='be back later'/><category term='I&apos;d trade a baby for that'/><category term='Waaaaaaahhhhhhhhh'/><category term='Effexor withdrawals'/><category term='That $20.07 is mine...all mine...'/><category term='links and other oddities'/><category term='Mine&apos;s obviously a little off'/><category term='Big Kid might go to hell'/><category term='Too tired for anything more organized'/><category term='big kid doesn&apos;t mess with germs'/><category term='This is more important than vacuuming'/><category term='a kidney for Christmas'/><category term='because I think tying him up would officially be considered wrong'/><category term='how dare she'/><category term='because that works too'/><category term='overwater bungalows are more fun than the list'/><category term='he makes me nuts'/><category term='Kiss my ass Carmen'/><category term='Easter with The Ashleys'/><category term='Brats'/><category term='Sponge Bob Square Pants Sponge Bob Square Pants Sponge Boooooob SQUAARE PAAAAANTS'/><category term='They are pretty good'/><category term='and we all know I wouldn&apos;t be allowed to rest anyway'/><category term='More money and less work please'/><category term='and that sucks of them'/><category term='He&apos;s a mean dude'/><category term='Evolution'/><category term='Closet readers are the best'/><category term='it works'/><category term='Ashley&apos;s Closet Photo Lesson #1'/><category term='you&apos;ll live'/><category term='time zones are dumb'/><category term='please dislodge stick from bum'/><category term='better than today'/><category term='how freakin cute is that'/><category term='Irresponsible choices'/><category term='aaaargh'/><category term='Poop thrower part deux'/><category term='little shit'/><category term='Ladies love the elf'/><category term='Fantastic Four'/><category term='sucks to be her'/><category term='long term heartache'/><category term='&apos;cuz that would be great'/><category term='HAD IT'/><category term='Unfuckingacceptable'/><category term='and find some goats and boobs'/><category term='or they could be psycho killers...probably not your fault though'/><category term='links because I&apos;m lazy'/><category term='It&apos;s obviously a conspiracy'/><category term='Serenity Now'/><category term='that just doesn&apos;t sound fun'/><category term='No Pepperoni pizza...this much I know'/><category term='Damn right you should feel bad for my kids'/><category term='titty bar is closed'/><category term='Blame SNL'/><category term='Even Jesus thinks you&apos;re a jerk'/><category term='Chawbacon or die'/><category term='Don&apos;t drink the water'/><category term='much too much'/><category term='nothing better go wrong'/><category term='Feel free to make life easier in any way'/><category term='A.D.D. much?'/><category term='and travel updates eventually'/><category term='odd assortment'/><category term='I lost weight when I was poor'/><category term='I might wait outside for his arrival'/><category term='Links'/><category term='Nutcrackin&apos; kind of day around here'/><category term='no not hep'/><category term='That is one special cupcake'/><category term='Maybe we need a New New Life Plan'/><category term='it&apos;s important to the closet experience'/><category term='all from the art file'/><category term='maybe i&apos;m just cool like that'/><category term='victims of ashley'/><category term='Rescue me'/><category term='little kid is not into orchestra music'/><category term='No more Noggin'/><category term='What am I goingtodo?'/><category term='Warning Watch'/><category term='vacation bible schooled'/><category term='The Miracle Fruit'/><category term='it&apos;s enough'/><category term='Go away fay'/><category term='save us'/><category term='This is why i don&apos;t go anywhere'/><category term='priceless'/><category term='I&apos;ll dance if I want to'/><category term='but I doubt it'/><category term='and I&apos;m not even drinking yet'/><category term='Don&apos;t worry...I&apos;m giving her back'/><category term='and I kind of like the song...a lot'/><category term='My kids aren&apos;t so bad'/><category term='Lazy links'/><category term='gonna have to cancel'/><category term='I need a moat'/><category term='It&apos;s tough'/><category term='big kid footage'/><category term='Music with REAL words'/><category term='The Jews never cease to amaze me'/><category term='love me some cowboys and firefighters'/><category term='I did good...now the closet needs jewelry'/><category term='and the owners of this house suck'/><category term='About those sick days'/><category term='For the record'/><category term='worn out'/><category term='so we&apos;re losing'/><category term='and then discuss'/><category term='I was looking forward to the escape too'/><category term='or Happy Hannukah or Kwanzaa or Festivus'/><category term='I know I need to hook up the scanner'/><category term='So wrong but so right WOW FUCKING 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term='we&apos;ll catch up soon'/><category term='should&apos;ve waited it out'/><category term='Life Hurts'/><category term='he will get his revenge I guess'/><category term='See you in the morning'/><category term='Thank God for Bedtime'/><category term='I&apos;m not'/><category term='Jenni gets to sleep comfortably now'/><category term='Um no'/><category term='let&apos;s just skip this whole tooth losing business'/><category term='playing God'/><category term='He&apos;s like Cruella Deville but a boy'/><category term='can&apos;t fat be the new thin?'/><category term='It&apos;s on at 11'/><category term='I will know if you didn&apos;t....'/><category term='3 sweet hours a day of freedom'/><category term='I hope'/><category term='Gonna go cough up a lung'/><category term='i really should drink more drugs'/><category term='Scary Ass Teeth'/><category term='Amy crackhouse'/><category term='Funday'/><category term='all Mr. Ashley&apos;s Fault'/><category term='Some crazy shit'/><category term='leave it to beaver'/><category term='complicated'/><category term='Catching you up on the last month'/><category term='Shopping equals salvation'/><category term='It was really really really awful'/><category term='let&apos;s give this one balls'/><category term='I wonder if they&apos;d take Murphy too'/><category term='one way or another'/><category term='Shalom Beyotch'/><category term='Please share'/><category term='just because'/><category term='No promises'/><category term='animals feel more than we know'/><category term='Enough&apos;s enough'/><category term='burns heal quickly'/><category term='let&apos;s name a baby'/><category term='BlogHer 2010 Sponsor and new BFF wanted'/><category term='I slept in'/><category term='We are interrupting this very important post to bring you....a crying baby'/><category term='closet homework'/><category term='babies are cute but they kind of suck'/><category term='it&apos;s all so charming'/><category term='back to day care tomorrow'/><category term='Rain Rain Come and Stay'/><category term='D says Duh'/><category term='and now I&apos;m going to go upload Buzzard Queen pics and give good parents something to be appalled about'/><category term='I keep the glasses just because'/><title type='text'>Ashley Quite Frankly</title><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.ashleyquitefrankly.com/feeds/comments/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5148811199743801438/comments/default'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ashleyquitefrankly.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5148811199743801438/comments/default?start-index=26&amp;max-results=25'/><author><name>Ashley</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08436571420215943287</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_Ksa0HAryJhs/R6DxUOnlPsI/AAAAAAAAAsc/fqzMFPXuCjQ/S220/Selfish.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>23683</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-2365901695772869033</id><published>2012-02-16T14:09:26.043-05:00</published><updated>2012-02-16T14:09:26.043-05:00</updated><title type='text'>I have a 3 month old little boy, my first, and hea...</title><content type='html'>I have a 3 month old little boy, my first, and hearing about Big Kid&amp;#39;s disney experience had me in tears. What a great story!</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5148811199743801438/3026402675279001408/comments/default/2365901695772869033'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5148811199743801438/3026402675279001408/comments/default/2365901695772869033'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ashleyquitefrankly.com/2012/02/disney-world.html?showComment=1329419366043#c2365901695772869033' title=''/><author><name>Catherine</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/blank.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.ashleyquitefrankly.com/2012/02/disney-world.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-3026402675279001408' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5148811199743801438/posts/default/3026402675279001408' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1214932169'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-1497600141209740492</id><published>2012-02-16T05:05:13.177-05:00</published><updated>2012-02-16T05:05:13.177-05:00</updated><title type='text'>That&amp;#39;s a lot of fucking, im game.</title><content type='html'>That&amp;#39;s a lot of fucking, im game.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5148811199743801438/2238353763372173392/comments/default/1497600141209740492'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5148811199743801438/2238353763372173392/comments/default/1497600141209740492'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ashleyquitefrankly.com/2012/02/aggressively-happy-valentines-day.html?showComment=1329386713177#c1497600141209740492' title=''/><author><name>Anonymous</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/blank.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.ashleyquitefrankly.com/2012/02/aggressively-happy-valentines-day.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-2238353763372173392' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5148811199743801438/posts/default/2238353763372173392' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1831201557'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-4077548358178581753</id><published>2012-02-15T18:52:29.489-05:00</published><updated>2012-02-15T18:52:29.489-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Yes I have found myself on many occasion just turn...</title><content type='html'>Yes I have found myself on many occasion just turning the radio off!</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5148811199743801438/1160958414806202120/comments/default/4077548358178581753'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5148811199743801438/1160958414806202120/comments/default/4077548358178581753'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ashleyquitefrankly.com/2012/02/lebesia.html?showComment=1329349949489#c4077548358178581753' title=''/><author><name>Joy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09392706956841158519</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-3At4p3sLhUY/ThE9gWSoaDI/AAAAAAAACjw/m_ZBWJwFE58/s220/IMG_0859.JPG'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.ashleyquitefrankly.com/2012/02/lebesia.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-1160958414806202120' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5148811199743801438/posts/default/1160958414806202120' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1699837472'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-4059357195781036415</id><published>2012-02-15T18:50:07.075-05:00</published><updated>2012-02-15T18:50:07.075-05:00</updated><title type='text'>LOVE IT!! we went last November but since it was a...</title><content type='html'>LOVE IT!! we went last November but since it was a huge family trip (my SIL her hubs &amp;amp; kids and my FIL &amp;amp; MIL also went) it was too hard to hide it.  My girlfriend though is doing this same thing TOMORROW morning with her kids, they have no clue that instead going to school they are heading to the airport to go to DW! I can&amp;#39;t believe she was able to keep it a secret!</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5148811199743801438/3026402675279001408/comments/default/4059357195781036415'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5148811199743801438/3026402675279001408/comments/default/4059357195781036415'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ashleyquitefrankly.com/2012/02/disney-world.html?showComment=1329349807075#c4059357195781036415' title=''/><author><name>Joy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09392706956841158519</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-3At4p3sLhUY/ThE9gWSoaDI/AAAAAAAACjw/m_ZBWJwFE58/s220/IMG_0859.JPG'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.ashleyquitefrankly.com/2012/02/disney-world.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-3026402675279001408' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5148811199743801438/posts/default/3026402675279001408' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1699837472'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-5865599445591726646</id><published>2012-02-15T13:20:40.790-05:00</published><updated>2012-02-15T13:20:40.790-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Lmao!!! Omg Ashley that&amp;#39;s hyterical! We too ar...</title><content type='html'>Lmao!!! Omg Ashley that&amp;#39;s hyterical! We too are living the dream - too bad I wasn&amp;#39;t are of this from the beginning...</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5148811199743801438/2238353763372173392/comments/default/5865599445591726646'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5148811199743801438/2238353763372173392/comments/default/5865599445591726646'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ashleyquitefrankly.com/2012/02/aggressively-happy-valentines-day.html?showComment=1329330040790#c5865599445591726646' title=''/><author><name>Jenn</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10633343755836405966</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-5cwWfO7b9Eo/TXrAIyszXjI/AAAAAAAABFw/npyeliVcHdQ/s220/Jenn.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.ashleyquitefrankly.com/2012/02/aggressively-happy-valentines-day.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-2238353763372173392' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5148811199743801438/posts/default/2238353763372173392' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1530738278'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-3149470736233950580</id><published>2012-02-15T09:52:49.105-05:00</published><updated>2012-02-15T09:52:49.105-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Fuck yeah!  Too funny!</title><content type='html'>Fuck yeah!  Too funny!</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5148811199743801438/2238353763372173392/comments/default/3149470736233950580'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5148811199743801438/2238353763372173392/comments/default/3149470736233950580'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ashleyquitefrankly.com/2012/02/aggressively-happy-valentines-day.html?showComment=1329317569105#c3149470736233950580' title=''/><author><name>Anonymous</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/blank.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.ashleyquitefrankly.com/2012/02/aggressively-happy-valentines-day.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-2238353763372173392' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5148811199743801438/posts/default/2238353763372173392' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1752760005'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-1173964764802641132</id><published>2012-02-14T17:40:48.687-05:00</published><updated>2012-02-14T17:40:48.687-05:00</updated><title type='text'>So funny Ashley! Story of my life, but I drove a m...</title><content type='html'>So funny Ashley! Story of my life, but I drove a minivan for way too long!. We are going to be married for thirty-four years this year. Three daughters, two sons-in-law, three grandbabies in 21 months! Just you wait!</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5148811199743801438/2238353763372173392/comments/default/1173964764802641132'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5148811199743801438/2238353763372173392/comments/default/1173964764802641132'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ashleyquitefrankly.com/2012/02/aggressively-happy-valentines-day.html?showComment=1329259248687#c1173964764802641132' title=''/><author><name>Rae</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14448055390548667825</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.ashleyquitefrankly.com/2012/02/aggressively-happy-valentines-day.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-2238353763372173392' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5148811199743801438/posts/default/2238353763372173392' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1877453157'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-1915166097827963770</id><published>2012-02-13T11:56:01.659-05:00</published><updated>2012-02-13T11:56:01.659-05:00</updated><title type='text'>I love your kids!</title><content type='html'>I love your kids!</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5148811199743801438/6564858192399887846/comments/default/1915166097827963770'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5148811199743801438/6564858192399887846/comments/default/1915166097827963770'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ashleyquitefrankly.com/2012/02/nice-obs.html?showComment=1329152161659#c1915166097827963770' title=''/><author><name>Anonymous</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/blank.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.ashleyquitefrankly.com/2012/02/nice-obs.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-6564858192399887846' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5148811199743801438/posts/default/6564858192399887846' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-58533240'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-1094819356003440860</id><published>2012-02-13T08:35:05.284-05:00</published><updated>2012-02-13T08:35:05.284-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Big Kid has a point and obs are nice.. but in the ...</title><content type='html'>Big Kid has a point and obs are nice.. but in the end of the day what a gal wants for keeps are good shoulders to lean on...</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5148811199743801438/6564858192399887846/comments/default/1094819356003440860'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5148811199743801438/6564858192399887846/comments/default/1094819356003440860'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ashleyquitefrankly.com/2012/02/nice-obs.html?showComment=1329140105284#c1094819356003440860' title=''/><author><name>binajabber</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14074618713593514406</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='00853998502654201794'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-0ZnEIrIceJ8/TpSOkU5sxLI/AAAAAAAAACs/a_yGwiNx-TE/s220/Profilbilder%2B%25281%2529.JPG'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.ashleyquitefrankly.com/2012/02/nice-obs.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-6564858192399887846' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5148811199743801438/posts/default/6564858192399887846' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1325122120'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-7623238414289828168</id><published>2012-02-10T22:10:48.989-05:00</published><updated>2012-02-10T22:10:48.989-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Thanks so much, guys, such nice comments!

Jocelyn...</title><content type='html'>Thanks so much, guys, such nice comments!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jocelyn, we were there starting on Friday, can&amp;#39;t remember now if that was the 20th or 21st (and too lazy to look) but I saw other similar messages on other days, so I think they do it frequently.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5148811199743801438/3026402675279001408/comments/default/7623238414289828168'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5148811199743801438/3026402675279001408/comments/default/7623238414289828168'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ashleyquitefrankly.com/2012/02/disney-world.html?showComment=1328929848989#c7623238414289828168' title=''/><author><name>Ashley</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08436571420215943287</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_Ksa0HAryJhs/R6DxUOnlPsI/AAAAAAAAAsc/fqzMFPXuCjQ/S220/Selfish.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.ashleyquitefrankly.com/2012/02/disney-world.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-3026402675279001408' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5148811199743801438/posts/default/3026402675279001408' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1028671773'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-8897472767630577283</id><published>2012-02-10T19:17:52.046-05:00</published><updated>2012-02-10T19:17:52.046-05:00</updated><title type='text'>very, very funny story.  thanks

Lissa</title><content type='html'>very, very funny story.  thanks&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lissa</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5148811199743801438/1160958414806202120/comments/default/8897472767630577283'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5148811199743801438/1160958414806202120/comments/default/8897472767630577283'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ashleyquitefrankly.com/2012/02/lebesia.html?showComment=1328919472046#c8897472767630577283' title=''/><author><name>Anonymous</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/blank.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.ashleyquitefrankly.com/2012/02/lebesia.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-1160958414806202120' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5148811199743801438/posts/default/1160958414806202120' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-2017059116'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-7684071929918233923</id><published>2012-02-09T22:37:18.357-05:00</published><updated>2012-02-09T22:37:18.357-05:00</updated><title type='text'>I&amp;#39;m one of those non-commenters. 

We were at ...</title><content type='html'>I&amp;#39;m one of those non-commenters. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We were at Disney the week of January 15th through the 20th and saw the Love God in the sky. My husband said maybe they do it frequently, but I thought it was interesting if we were there at the same time.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5148811199743801438/3026402675279001408/comments/default/7684071929918233923'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5148811199743801438/3026402675279001408/comments/default/7684071929918233923'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ashleyquitefrankly.com/2012/02/disney-world.html?showComment=1328845038357#c7684071929918233923' title=''/><author><name>Jocelyn</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/blank.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.ashleyquitefrankly.com/2012/02/disney-world.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-3026402675279001408' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5148811199743801438/posts/default/3026402675279001408' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1108089928'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-6974718993638190424</id><published>2012-02-09T00:54:20.850-05:00</published><updated>2012-02-09T00:54:20.850-05:00</updated><title type='text'>That&amp;#39;s so sweet/terrifying. 

Maybe just tell ...</title><content type='html'>That&amp;#39;s so sweet/terrifying. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Maybe just tell him you need some space? hahaha it&amp;#39;s like breaking up with someone.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5148811199743801438/3372526473568008035/comments/default/6974718993638190424'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5148811199743801438/3372526473568008035/comments/default/6974718993638190424'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ashleyquitefrankly.com/2012/02/loved-to-death.html?showComment=1328766860850#c6974718993638190424' title=''/><author><name>nova</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10999587070684124074</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-MQorUHyanfQ/TmO91pKoqoI/AAAAAAAAHZQ/_Jwni0YbvnU/s220/self%2Bportrait.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.ashleyquitefrankly.com/2012/02/loved-to-death.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-3372526473568008035' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5148811199743801438/posts/default/3372526473568008035' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-2074474154'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-6486631222928239160</id><published>2012-02-08T22:45:02.283-05:00</published><updated>2012-02-08T22:45:02.283-05:00</updated><title type='text'>I&amp;#39;m so glad my kids have not picked up on that...</title><content type='html'>I&amp;#39;m so glad my kids have not picked up on that little connection.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5148811199743801438/1160958414806202120/comments/default/6486631222928239160'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5148811199743801438/1160958414806202120/comments/default/6486631222928239160'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ashleyquitefrankly.com/2012/02/lebesia.html?showComment=1328759102283#c6486631222928239160' title=''/><author><name>Jennifer</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16666910475457302786</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='09685191238765438421'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-N5oO8zuC6HU/Tg2zi9nDoBI/AAAAAAAAB_Y/MB_trB1-99E/s220/me1aedited.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.ashleyquitefrankly.com/2012/02/lebesia.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-1160958414806202120' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5148811199743801438/posts/default/1160958414806202120' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1851949866'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-109221945742638887</id><published>2012-02-08T18:56:53.844-05:00</published><updated>2012-02-08T18:56:53.844-05:00</updated><title type='text'>I had a kid just like that. He grew up and he is n...</title><content type='html'>I had a kid just like that. He grew up and he is now 16 and I am a dork. I still call him my sweet weasel pants for fun though. He hates me.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5148811199743801438/3372526473568008035/comments/default/109221945742638887'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5148811199743801438/3372526473568008035/comments/default/109221945742638887'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ashleyquitefrankly.com/2012/02/loved-to-death.html?showComment=1328745413844#c109221945742638887' title=''/><author><name>Funny in My Mind</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07281231657407206988</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='30' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-N_33pgcMpqU/TlhI0cVkSaI/AAAAAAAAGZ4/LmillvwQreA/s220/301.JPG'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.ashleyquitefrankly.com/2012/02/loved-to-death.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-3372526473568008035' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5148811199743801438/posts/default/3372526473568008035' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1417619478'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-8521794445582631715</id><published>2012-02-08T17:19:12.369-05:00</published><updated>2012-02-08T17:19:12.369-05:00</updated><title type='text'>He&amp;#39;s going to live with you forever.</title><content type='html'>He&amp;#39;s going to live with you forever.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5148811199743801438/3372526473568008035/comments/default/8521794445582631715'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5148811199743801438/3372526473568008035/comments/default/8521794445582631715'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ashleyquitefrankly.com/2012/02/loved-to-death.html?showComment=1328739552369#c8521794445582631715' title=''/><author><name>Jennifer</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16666910475457302786</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='09685191238765438421'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-N5oO8zuC6HU/Tg2zi9nDoBI/AAAAAAAAB_Y/MB_trB1-99E/s220/me1aedited.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.ashleyquitefrankly.com/2012/02/loved-to-death.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-3372526473568008035' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5148811199743801438/posts/default/3372526473568008035' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1851949866'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-3968923481190931710</id><published>2012-02-08T05:14:19.759-05:00</published><updated>2012-02-08T05:14:19.759-05:00</updated><title type='text'>I want a little kid!</title><content type='html'>I want a little kid!</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5148811199743801438/3372526473568008035/comments/default/3968923481190931710'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5148811199743801438/3372526473568008035/comments/default/3968923481190931710'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ashleyquitefrankly.com/2012/02/loved-to-death.html?showComment=1328696059759#c3968923481190931710' title=''/><author><name>Anonymous</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/blank.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.ashleyquitefrankly.com/2012/02/loved-to-death.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-3372526473568008035' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5148811199743801438/posts/default/3372526473568008035' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1784081733'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-7818119789685837471</id><published>2012-02-07T21:38:08.352-05:00</published><updated>2012-02-07T21:38:08.352-05:00</updated><title type='text'>I&amp;#39;m laughing hysterically, out loud! I love li...</title><content type='html'>I&amp;#39;m laughing hysterically, out loud! I love little kid so much. And this blog!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thank youuuuuu!</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5148811199743801438/3372526473568008035/comments/default/7818119789685837471'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5148811199743801438/3372526473568008035/comments/default/7818119789685837471'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ashleyquitefrankly.com/2012/02/loved-to-death.html?showComment=1328668688352#c7818119789685837471' title=''/><author><name>Anna C. Winter</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01545857308109376422</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='09954584706405483380'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BgRpunE7eaE/SutB-xfODyI/AAAAAAAAAAs/LnM3IdWyZwg/S220/120.JPG'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.ashleyquitefrankly.com/2012/02/loved-to-death.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-3372526473568008035' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5148811199743801438/posts/default/3372526473568008035' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1138082448'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-1920973894194867137</id><published>2012-02-07T14:46:56.090-05:00</published><updated>2012-02-07T14:46:56.090-05:00</updated><title type='text'>That kind of trickery and planning would have tota...</title><content type='html'>That kind of trickery and planning would have totally backfired on me too!  What fun!  Sounds like a wonderful treat for you and your kids.  I hope we can do that for our kids sometime soon!</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5148811199743801438/3026402675279001408/comments/default/1920973894194867137'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5148811199743801438/3026402675279001408/comments/default/1920973894194867137'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ashleyquitefrankly.com/2012/02/disney-world.html?showComment=1328644016090#c1920973894194867137' title=''/><author><name>Theresa</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07915254352452492849</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='26' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Wv_FuJSsbVM/S0tJbeptV3I/AAAAAAAABXQ/uTAkLSSfHII/S220/just+the+four+of+us.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.ashleyquitefrankly.com/2012/02/disney-world.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-3026402675279001408' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5148811199743801438/posts/default/3026402675279001408' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1939580231'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-4422564852121590594</id><published>2012-02-07T09:43:12.333-05:00</published><updated>2012-02-07T09:43:12.333-05:00</updated><title type='text'>I sure have been missing your blog. Thanks so much...</title><content type='html'>I sure have been missing your blog. Thanks so much for sharing your life with us. I&amp;#39;m a little teary-eyed with Big Kid&amp;#39;s description of feeling young again. Love your family!</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5148811199743801438/3026402675279001408/comments/default/4422564852121590594'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5148811199743801438/3026402675279001408/comments/default/4422564852121590594'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ashleyquitefrankly.com/2012/02/disney-world.html?showComment=1328625792333#c4422564852121590594' title=''/><author><name>Vee</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/blank.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.ashleyquitefrankly.com/2012/02/disney-world.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-3026402675279001408' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5148811199743801438/posts/default/3026402675279001408' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-448109693'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-5790417923003148279</id><published>2012-02-07T05:14:16.205-05:00</published><updated>2012-02-07T05:14:16.205-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Great great story!  Sounds like so much fun</title><content type='html'>Great great story!  Sounds like so much fun</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5148811199743801438/3026402675279001408/comments/default/5790417923003148279'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5148811199743801438/3026402675279001408/comments/default/5790417923003148279'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ashleyquitefrankly.com/2012/02/disney-world.html?showComment=1328609656205#c5790417923003148279' title=''/><author><name>Anonymous</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/blank.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.ashleyquitefrankly.com/2012/02/disney-world.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-3026402675279001408' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5148811199743801438/posts/default/3026402675279001408' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-250329446'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-1115035185111496752</id><published>2012-02-07T00:10:46.520-05:00</published><updated>2012-02-07T00:10:46.520-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Oh girl, I love your blog! You make me feel so muc...</title><content type='html'>Oh girl, I love your blog! You make me feel so much less quilty at some of the pranks that I used on my children. You also make me miss them at that age so very often. Big girl is now 32 with three babies of her own, Big Kid is 29 with a 4 year old angelic redhead and a son to be born in April and Little Kid has two sons  and baby number 3 coming in September. Your blog brings the memories so clearly back to my heart of all the times with them that I am either laughing or crying tears of joy. Love their guts out!!!! They grow too quickly.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5148811199743801438/3026402675279001408/comments/default/1115035185111496752'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5148811199743801438/3026402675279001408/comments/default/1115035185111496752'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ashleyquitefrankly.com/2012/02/disney-world.html?showComment=1328591446520#c1115035185111496752' title=''/><author><name>Cheryll</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12216557561686455183</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.ashleyquitefrankly.com/2012/02/disney-world.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-3026402675279001408' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5148811199743801438/posts/default/3026402675279001408' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-167419478'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-7974182508068834415</id><published>2012-02-06T23:37:00.588-05:00</published><updated>2012-02-06T23:37:00.588-05:00</updated><title type='text'>LOL that Big Kid is such a crack up! I&amp;#39;m glad ...</title><content type='html'>LOL that Big Kid is such a crack up! I&amp;#39;m glad you had a great vacation :)</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5148811199743801438/3026402675279001408/comments/default/7974182508068834415'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5148811199743801438/3026402675279001408/comments/default/7974182508068834415'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ashleyquitefrankly.com/2012/02/disney-world.html?showComment=1328589420588#c7974182508068834415' title=''/><author><name>Mom Taxi Julie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14827476441219850741</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='10288834316290699412'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-XvRu_iYn_FI/Tpuu3a4CR6I/AAAAAAAAExU/jvWrtx9jSkI/s220/button.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.ashleyquitefrankly.com/2012/02/disney-world.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-3026402675279001408' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5148811199743801438/posts/default/3026402675279001408' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-453749986'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-2042236726883154932</id><published>2012-02-06T20:40:24.299-05:00</published><updated>2012-02-06T20:40:24.299-05:00</updated><title type='text'>This amount of happiness brings a tear to my jaded...</title><content type='html'>This amount of happiness brings a tear to my jaded eye. Lovely.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5148811199743801438/3026402675279001408/comments/default/2042236726883154932'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5148811199743801438/3026402675279001408/comments/default/2042236726883154932'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ashleyquitefrankly.com/2012/02/disney-world.html?showComment=1328578824299#c2042236726883154932' title=''/><author><name>JT</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15166017819917900950</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.ashleyquitefrankly.com/2012/02/disney-world.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-3026402675279001408' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5148811199743801438/posts/default/3026402675279001408' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-48208658'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-1987927700473306341</id><published>2012-02-05T15:27:15.734-05:00</published><updated>2012-02-05T15:27:15.734-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Glad your back! Also, little kid is one of the sma...</title><content type='html'>Glad your back! Also, little kid is one of the smartest kids ever for saying this.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5148811199743801438/5654837969597436414/comments/default/1987927700473306341'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5148811199743801438/5654837969597436414/comments/default/1987927700473306341'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ashleyquitefrankly.com/2012/02/interrupted.html?showComment=1328473635734#c1987927700473306341' title=''/><author><name>Lin</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14180987728892745670</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='00510471790724244525'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-X0vxiTrO6YE/TxWMeKcDXoI/AAAAAAAAEoY/CnqUTNSyr1I/s220/coloredchalk.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.ashleyquitefrankly.com/2012/02/interrupted.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5148811199743801438.post-5654837969597436414' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5148811199743801438/posts/default/5654837969597436414' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-172887428'/></entry></feed>
