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Showing posts with label 23 or 203. Show all posts

Monday, October 19, 2009

Dear Lindsay Lohan,


Drugs are bad....mmmmmkay?

You are 23 years old. You do not look like you are 23 years old, you look like you died 23 years ago and someone recently dug you up to drag you around weekend-at-Bernie's-style.

Are you aiming to be the next Courtney Love, without the talented dead husband?

You need:

1. to be quarantined
2. rehab
3. a sandwich

You make me puke in my mouth a little and I'm certain you smell bad.

Regrets (you gotz 'em, lolz),
Ashley