Boobs

The other day I was folding laundry and the boys were playing in the art room (they have taken over the office) when Big Kid came to me and said, "little kid is on the internet looking at pictures of boobs."

little kid is 3. little kid is not allowed to touch computers or look at pictures of boobs. What the hell?

I rushed in there to find little kid grinning at me, with a close-up boob shot on the screen behind him.

I acted like it was no big deal because they didn't seem too traumatized by it but reminded them that they can't use the computer without permission and scolded little kid for sneaking onto it. I'm really kicking myself for not having parental filter software installed since it's been on my list for a while now. I'm finding some TODAY. Mr. Ashley has also gotten some instruction on better browsing habits, because I suspect that Firefox's tab restore feature had something to do with this. Pretty sure (and by pretty sure, I mean positive) he looks at boobs on the internets too.

This morning I heard little kid in the art room. "What are you doing in there? You better not touch that computer."

He answered, "Don't worry, mumum. I's playin' Webkinz, not lookin' at boobies."

School starts in a week. They have computer class. Who wants to bet he tells the Lutherans that he's seen boobies on the internet?