You're Jealous

Mr. Ashley: You kids are going to bed in five minutes.

Big Kid: I don't wanna go to bed, dad, you're dest jealous.

Ashley: (in disbelief) Did he just say you're jealous?

Big Kid: Yep. He's dest jealous 'cuz I'm awesome.

Ashley and Mr. Ashley together: (hysterical laughter)

Big Kid: Don't laugh, guys. I am awesome. Dat's why he's so jealous.

Mr. Ashley: Uh, yeah. Go brush your teeth. You're going to bed.