Dear John Travolta,

Why did you have to go and get all weird with this Scientology business?

I really like you. You are an American icon, you were in Grease for heaven's sake. You seem like you'd be fun to have dinner with, relaxing to be around, and interesting to talk to.

So why, oh why, are you hanging with the crazies?

It's sad enough that we've lost Tom Cruise, but we've moved on from that loss. Don't make us do it all over again.

Please grab Will Smith and get the hell out of there, while there is still time, while we still care.

kthxbai,
Ashley