Plump Fiction

I heard that Quentin Tarantino is casting Britney Spears in his next movie?

Please tell me this is a really un-funny joke.

I get wanting to do the kitschy, trashy, publicity getting sort of stuff, especially for a movie remake of a film called "Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!" but not with Brit Brit. It makes it an instant joke in a not cute way, regardless of the script or plot. Besides, she can't act. Even if the role entailed acting like you can't act, she still couldn't do it.

There are plenty of other white trash contenders that would work. Carmen Electra? Travis Barker's ex wife? I don't want to say it, but I'd even let Paris Hilton squeak by. God, that's bad.

I hope Quentin will reconsider since I adore him and normally think he's a genius, but this time, not so much. Not so much at all.