Numbers for the Day

4 spills cleaned up
1 rice steamer lid broken (thanks little kid)
1 foot cut
1 bandaid needed
19 drips forming the trail of blood from kitchen to bathroom
52 letters of the alphabet written (upper and lower case, each on their own sheet of paper)
200 bathroom breaks
6 cups of that God awful Lemonade-like crap
4 time outs for little kid
1 "What da hell is dis?" from Big Kid
1 time out for Big Kid
12 hours alone with kids
3 meals served
2 cups of warm saltwater consumed
1 load of dishes done
1 load of peed on bedding washed (thanks Big Kid)
13 loads of dirty laundry ignored
2 episodes of Sponge Bob watched
1 session of hosing poop off of little kid
149 "Why?" questions answered or ignored
5 bites of food chewed and regurgitated
3 butts wiped
2 dogs fed
0 cats fed (sorry cats, I'll get right to that)
1 handful of dogfood ingested by little kid
13 snot rags thrown away (poor little kid)
3 consultations with Sherri regarding the Master Cleanse nightmare

Eating food again....Priceless.