Mr. Ashley is always yelling, "Slow your roll" at the boys when they're wrestling or they are charging at him for some reason. Which is weird enough but...
...I just heard Big Kid shouting, "Slow your mole! You better slow your mole, boy!" at little kid.
His revelation of my laundry couch is probably the least of my problems as far as what he's saying to people when I'm not around...