What Grown Ups Do

Big Kid: I need to get in da waundry woom.

Ashley: No, I put up the baby gate so little kid can't go in there.

Big Kid: I hafta get in dere dough, I hafta get some cweaners.

Ashley: Why do you need cleaners?

Big Kid: Because dat's what you do when you are a gwown up. You use cweaners and do you know how you know when you are a gwown up?

Ashley: How?

Big Kid: When you can say "Oh God Man" and stuff wike dat. Because kids can't say dat. I twied to say dat a coupla times and I cannot because I'm just a kid.