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Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Dear Hogan Family,

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So, you seem to be unaware of the fact that we're all pretty much done with you.

It was sort of amusing at first, you all seemed nice enough, although definitely some of the queerest individuals to ever become famous (Spencer and Heidi have you beat, but not by much). The whole show was so contrived that we were willing to overlook some of your cheesiness, thinking for sure it was a product of TV production or a misguided attempt at acting.

But no, you really are a bunch of bleached blond, fanny pack wearing pussies.

I don't use that word lightly either, as it just sounds icky to me, but I can't think of a better word to describe your spoiled, whiny, self-centered, poorly dressed & styled selves.

So I just wanted to let you know that it's enough. No more to see here. We don't need a reality show of Nick-olette getting out of jail, or Brooke being humored for any longer in the entertainment industry. That was plenty.

Thanks though.

Buh-bye now.

Quite Frankly,
Ashley