Mine

Interestingly, I think The Closet would prove to my prospective employers that I am MORE than qualified for the position that they are offering.

However, I don't really want a future boss reading my personal blog. Frankly, it's weird enough that all of you are always out there. Also, what if my potential job provides hours of entertainment value for you all? I can't be censored.

The Closet is mine, it's ours, and I don't want anyone in here stinking it up (not that my future boss would, she seems a lot like us and would be a great Closet Reader under other circumstances, but you know).

So let's hope that I'm qualified enough without it. I don't know if I'm being selfish, selfless, stupid or smart, but I hope the Closet can stay in the closet.

edited to add: I have a secret fear that she's already a reader (it's a small world like that) and will put 2 and 2 together one day. If so, I swear I'm not as lazy as I claim and please just tell me that you know so we can laugh about it. Haha. And give me the job. Thanx.