Don't Forget Me

I have been a bad blogger and email friend lately and I apologize for that. As you all know I was having serious technical difficulties, now my computer is completely dead and my online time is seriously limited.

Please forgive me for not commenting on your blog, emailing you, participating on your board, etc. I miss you all dearly and look forward to the days of sitting on my couch with my laptop and hanging out with all of my "imaginary" friends again.

Please go read my friend Gretchen's blog, but DO NOT love her more than you love me. She is very funny and lovable, but I have caught her several times trying to replace me and/or divert attention from me and we just can't have that. She has funny kids too. If Big Kid hooked up with one of her daughters, we could probably get a movie deal. At least a reality tv show.

Also, read Vanessa's blog. She is a hot, talented, single mom who lives on a tropical island and has been pursuing a singing career. It's fun to live vicariously through her dating escapades. She was updating us on a weekly message board thread and I've tried to get her to post some of that so you'll all have the full soap opera and cast of characters, but I don't know, something about being a single mom, working full time, having a social life, blahblahblah. Since it's an ongoing saga, it's best to read her blog from first entry to last.

And, my dear Kate is very, very funny and an excellent writer. A tad inappropriate at times, but that's what I love. If Kate and I were "real life" friends, there's probably a good chance we'd end up in jail together. Maybe I'm wrong, it's just a hunch, but it could be wild.

Edited to add: Cake! I didn't even know Cake had a blog, but I've been wondering where she was and tracked down one of her old comments. I have done this in the past and it showed a profile but no blog name so I didn't think she had one. But I clicked something else and she does. I'll be reading it tonight.

Edited Again to add: Sasha!! How the hell did I forget Sasha? (answer: it's Pinot Grigio's fault) I love Sasha, she's a fellow Bargain Boarder. Go read, she's very funny and also has amusing children!

Speaking of MIA commenters, Dana are you out there?

It's been hard for me to check other blogs (I did check out Monogram Momma, but she met Martha! I had to stay posted on that) but as soon as I get my laptop back I'll be checking everyone's who commented me with theirs and I can't wait! I'll also be updating the blogroll and adding the advertisers.

Can you tell how badly I miss my computer? Really badly.