Dear Tangerine,

If I find a log of cat puke on my side of the bed at 2am with my foot, I would advise you not to stand on the nightstand at 6:50am and MEOW, MEOW, MEOW in an attempt to convince me to wake up and turn the faucet on for you so that you can have a morning drink.

I don't love you that much.

Kthxbai,
Ashley