Showing posts with label It's a disease. Show all posts
Showing posts with label It's a disease. Show all posts

Saturday, January 19, 2008

Class Action

That is it! I'm calling an attorney and starting a class action suit for all of the unorganized people in the South East.

Hellooooo.....we haven't had Ikea!! Clearly I wouldn't be so unorganized had I been raised with an Ikea in close proximity!

Holy shit people. I should be giving you the silent treatment for not telling me to get in to my car and drive straight to the nearest state that has one. It was like Disney World, only better!!

Man oh man.

So I'm in Boca Raton. Me and my tired feet. I have had two Gin and Sprites and two Black & Tans (read: a little tipsy) and now I'm sitting in this business center talking to you all. Can you say A-D-D-I-C-T?

Dork and a half. That's me.

If you see me tomorrow, I have most likely crept away from my photography seminar in order to be here with you all and that would not be right. To discourage such behavior, I'm going to ask you to completely ignore me, no comments AT ALL, if I post again before 8pm or so on Sunday.

P.S. I have noticed that my blog doesn't display the same on this monitor that is not a widescreen. If my page doesn't display correctly for you all, please go out and get yourself a widescreen monitor. Anything else is just lame.