Showing posts with label Please don't make me do this. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Please don't make me do this. Show all posts

Friday, May 18, 2007

House Bitch Uniform


So this may or may not come to a total surprise to you all, but I'm really not a domestic goddess in any way, shape or form. I do want to be one though, really I do! So my newest thinking is that maybe if I dressed the part of Domestic Goddess, I would magically transform into one. Clothes make the woman, right? It must be true because these "lounge" clothes (as I prefer to call pajamas) are clearly making me a lazy slob.

I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE this "Bitch" apron. It's funny, cute, kitschy and practical! Wouldn't it be fun to put one of these on to whip up dinner for the family?
I found this treasure at HBIC (which stands for "Head Bitch in Charge", O How I Love Thee!) Etsy store: http://www.etsy.com/shop.php?user_id=5003011 $24. The potholder is also from HBIC and is on sale for $6.


That sassy pin up girl dish towel is from JLS Designs for $10: http://www.etsy.com/shop.php?user_id=84265


The headband ($6) and adorable dish gloves ($15) are from Busy B Boutique http://www.etsy.com/shop.php?user_id=84265. I actually had the pleasure of doing business with this seller when I bought a similar pair of dishgloves for a friend of mine. From what I hear, they make cleaning up dog puke more fun!! You should feel pretty while cleaning up dog puke, yes?


That fancy feather duster is $50! It does look pretty luxurious though, perhaps it's for more than dusting? Hmmm. Check it out for yourself at Domestikit: http://www.etsy.com/shop.php?user_id=5044758


There we go, I'm pretty sure we solved the problem of my dreary and constantly dirty kitchen today!! By this time next week I should be one Happy House Bitch with all this gear.