I CAN'T TAKE ANYMORE

Oh my God, I am so tired and Big Kid is making me crazy. HE WILL NOT STOP TALKING!! And everything requires a response or he repeats it. In the last five minutes I have been forced to:

*Look in an imaginary mirror and evaluate how I look (like shit, in case you were wondering.)

*Play Simon Says (he absolutely does not get the concept of this game.)

*Observe and comment on his dancing skills (seriously, not to be mean, but that's not dancing.)

*Play a modified charades game with him drawing shapes and me guessing (almost all wrong too, since I wasn't really watching)

*Watch him write on an imaginary easel, complete with imaginary paper changes between each letter and him explaining that he was using his "dinger as a pen" each and every time and confirming that I realized that (Luckily I only had to watch the first few before catching on that we were doing the alphabet in order, so I was able to start this post and appear to still be participating)

Thank the Lord, Mr. Ashley just stopped working for a minute to go watch cartoons with him. In case anyone thinks the poor child is in desperate need of attention, please see previous post about Play-doh, music time, and orchestra AND know that we put up the Halloween decorations today and sang Yo Gabba Gabba songs.

So, I've done more than my part for the day.