Who are you? I keep seeing you in magazines and on The Superficial, mostly about your big ass and some sex tape you made.How bored are we as a country if we're even noticing you? What have you done that merits walking down the red carpet and attracting paparazzi?
I am not a fan of this "Rich kids being famous because their parents have money" trend going on lately. Paris and Nikki were bad enough and don't even get me started on all of those brats on The Hills. Blah. At least Nicole Ritchie's dad is famous, but that's even a stretch.
We do not need you celebutards taking up our time and the precious space in rag mags and gossip blogs. If the paparazzi weren't bothering with you turds we might see more shots of Matthew McConaughey without a shirt or perhaps we could finally get down to the bottom of this whole thing with Tom Cruise. How/Why/When did he get so weird?
I won't be watching your reality show and will probably never solve the mystery of why you're famous to begin with, because I really don't care that much. I predict you'll get fat and in a year (maybe a year and a half) no one will even remember that you exist.
Yours Truly,
Ashley
