Luckily

Wedding Story came on right after all of the Baby Story shows, and now I'd rather get married again.

This works out rather well since my future sister wife and I have come to agreeable negotiations and have decided to go forth with our engagement and then marriage.

I need a long engagement though, there is lots of planning to be done (and quite frankly, I didn't realize HOW MANY sister wife options I had...can't hurt to get to know her a little better before I move her in.)

I am thinking we can combine the Ashley's Closet cruise WITH our nuptials!! Isn't that perfect? I thought so too.

So we'll start making those lists and buying wedding magazines and what not soon.

Also, thank you Kira for this comment:

Swallow a watermelon whole, rub your nipples with a pedi-egg, and then put a cat and a dog in a potato sack together, dress it up and try to cuddle it.

Has that refreshed your memory?

If not, I'm hearby offering you my baby on loan until you remember that procreating is a bitch and we're all petitioning to make men have to do the dirty work.

It is oh-so-true and oh-so-effective birth control.

So we'll do a wedding/honeymoon instead. With invitations. And favors. And a champagne fountain.

That will be way more fun.