Look:
A lot more of us would look pretty damn good if we could bring this look back. It would be easier than starving ourselves. I look as good as Marilyn in that second picture (if you cover up her head. My ass is even a little smaller...)
Also, let's stop with the fake boobs. I'm tired of feeling like a sack of flab because my breasts don't stick to the front of my chest like two halves of a grapefruit, never moving. I hate that "surgically enhanced" is becoming the new norm. Let's quit that.
I've got tons of work to do because I demanded a whole family vacation before my dad starts chemo, and everyone else agreed (after some insisting from me), so I'm out of here on Sunday for 5 days of innertubing.
It would be extra awesome if we could have the big hips and saggy boobs movement in place by then, so you all get working on that.
