Just Go

The Stalker (aka neighbor kid) has declared that our guest bathroom is too disgusting for him to pee in. I cleaned that bathroom top to bottom this morning (with a scrub brush and bleach and everything--not my normal quick  wipe-down).

Upon closer inspection, there were 2 tiny pee splatters inside the rim once you lifted the seat, something little kid most likely did after I cleaned.

GUESS WHO IS NEVER INVITED OVER AGAIN?

He wouldn't even go after I wiped down and disinfected the seat. Homeboy is in Kindergarten, spending half the freaking week at my home which he frequently says isn't as nice as his, and now he's criticizing my cleaning work? I know he's going to go home and report to his mother that our bathroom was too disgusting to be used and I can only imagine what type of scene she'll imagine would prompt a response like that.

I wish I could have said, "The bathroom's not dirty--you're just a wuss."

(Because it's true.)