6-8 More?

I'm watching the Octomom special (in horror) and have figured out what Octomom, Jon, and Kate all have in common, other than having litters of children.

They all get more time off of parenting than I do.

Every time I see photos of these people, they are on the beach, at the mall, going to dinner with friends--must be nice!

How many more kids do I need to have in order to get some days off?

I mean, it's abundantly clear that one person can't take care of 8 babies at one time (and I could have predicted that, but I am gifted) but I would think the mom would still have to be a part of the care-taking team for at least as many hours as I have to.