Student of the Week

The other day little kid announced that he was student of the week.

"I'm gonna be it for two weeks because of the schedule," he explained.

"That is so nice!"

"Not really."

"What? Why not?"

"Student of the week is to honor and appreciate," except he says appreeseeate," students who are very kind or good or nice."

"See? That's awesome! Nothing wrong with that and to get to be it for TWO weeks?!?"

"Yeah, but you have to sweep up your class's table in the cafeteria."

"What?"

"Yeah, that's one of the duties. There are other things that are good, but I think it's not the best way to be honored and appreciated."

Yeah. It's hard to argue with that logic.