Big Kid watches your show religiously. I am writing you today to inquire about your inspiration for this series. More importantly, who you got it from, how much it cost, and can I get their phone number?
Seriously, I can't be the only mom out there thinking that this show was created to drop acid to. You were on something when coming up with this. Hell, those kids on the show even look drugged. What is up with their dancing? And who picked out those outfits??
I know each show cost you no more than $12 to produce and don't get me wrong, the Ashleys appreciate your assistance in getting Big Kid to eat all of his food (There's a party in my tummy, so yummy! so yummy!) and in brushing his teeth (Spit out the water, and rinse out your brush!). Not to mention, we about pee ourselves laughing every time he goes into what looks like an epileptic seizure and yells "Wook at me, I'm bweaking it down!". Breaking it down indeed. I am just slightly concerned that perhaps there are hidden drug messages that I am missing (hook me up friends). Or maybe you are Japanese? That's the only other possible explanation.
Yours Truly,
Ashley
P.S. Tell Biz Markie I said hi. Every time I see him on the show I have to sing "Oh baby...YOU, YOU GOT WHAT I NEEEEEEEED, but you say he's just a friend, yes you say he's just a friend, Oh BaBEEEE YOOOOUUUUU....." Excellent casting, along with your other characters.
