No Means No (no, really!)

I just had the following conversation with little kid:

"Can I have a popsicle?"

"No, you just had a sandwich and dinner is soon. You had a popsicle before lunch."

"So, you's saying that I can never eber have a popsicle again in my whole entire life?"

"Uh, no. I'm saying you can't have a popsicle until after dinner."

"Please, princess. My most beautiful princess. Just one popsicle."

"No."

"Look at you! I need a little 'spect. You always wantin' me to 'spect you but I am not seeing any 'spect coming from you to me."

"Oh please. I don't respect you because you can't have a popsicle before dinner? You are ridiculous. Go play."

" Mom, do you want this to be over wif or not? This could all be over wif if I could have one popsicle before dinner."

"Absolutely not and you are getting a time out if you ask me one more time. There will be no popsicle, little kid. I'm done with this. I won't have you blackmailing me for a popsicle."

"For your little papa? Your baby? Your wittle tiny baby who wants a popsicle, pretty pretty princess?"

"Go to your room."

"Oh I see. You just hate me. Yep, I'll be in my room, not gettin' no 'spect from you and not any popsicles eber again in my whole entire life."

"Okay then."

"....just one?"