Done and Done-r

I am having the kind of day that makes me SERIOUSLY consider mailing the keys of the house and the condo back to the mortgage company and telling them to go fuck themselves, holding a giant garage sale consisting of everything that I own, packing one suitcase for each of us, loading up the pets, gassing up the truck, and just driving until I'm tired of driving or come up with some sort of plan.

SERIOUSLY.

How bad would that be? Because I'm thinking it wouldn't be all that bad. It would be an adventure.