Speaking of Trashy

I have an '80s party to go to!! YAY! I love, love, love costume parties.

What will I wear?

I went to Goodwill the other day....holy scariness, Batman.

People, I'm all for saving the landfill, but sometimes it is just time to THROW SHIT AWAY.

That mauve and teal comforter your cat had kittens on a decade ago?

Go ahead and throw it out.

Those scuffed up white 80's pumps that smell like your bunions?

Toss 'em.

No wonder Goodwill is overpriced, they are having to store and then dispose of the shit America feels too guilty to throw away!

Also, how will I wear my hair? Try to tease up the curls and do 80s crunchy mousse application? Side ponytail?