Showing posts with label Here's your clue. Show all posts
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Saturday, July 28, 2007

Dear Brooke Hogan,

Please. Just. Stop. You make me sad. You kind of scare me. You are not talented, everyone is just afraid to tell you because they don't want your dad to kick their ass. You are a wrestler's daughter, honey. That's okay, nothing you can do about that, but singing in the food court of malls around the country isn't going to change it. Also, tell the Hulkster to invest in a freaking stylist for you. At least try to get on "What Not to Wear" on TLC, I think you qualify. I'm sorry for you sweetie, you do seem like a nice girl, just completely clueless.

Sincerely,
Ashley