I'm Alive

but barely. Motrin sucks ass.

You google reader people (whatever that is), I have been wondering if you miss it when I update posts instead of doing new ones and now I know that you do...so you're going to have to start checking my blog obsessively like everyone else.

k?thxbai

edited to add (will you even know?): Also, you people can't read the comments? Do you even know what kind of funny shit is in the comments? Seriously, it can't be missed. It adds to the Ashley Closet experience. Read the comments.