Pearl Harbor

Mr. Ashley is watching Pearl Harbor. little kid is sitting next to him yelling, "Yeah, yeah! Fire! Ship go boom!" and Big Kid is weeping and swearing he'll never watch Starz again if this is the sort of movies they show.

edited to add: Big Kid just squeaked out, "Dis movie is makin' me feel confused" in the saddest voice ever. Poor, sweet, sensitive soul. I guess it is time to turn it off.