Ashley Quite Frankly: You poor thing

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Friday, July 13, 2007

Dear Nicole Ritchie's Fetus,

Sucks to be you! Sorry 'bout your luck. I'll keep my fingers crossed for you kiddo.

Sincerely,
Ashley

P.S. As a consolation, it could be worse. At least you're not Jayden James or Sean Preston or even worse, Prince Michael Jackson Jr./Paris Michael Katherine Jackson/Prince Michael Jackson II. Lord help you all and bless your sad little hearts.

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Friday, July 13, 2007

Dear Nicole Ritchie's Fetus,