Um

I helped a little. Just a little. More for my own sake.

Don't worry, I've set up a sterile, surgically prepared operating area and that's where I do my work.

It's all very professional.

I'll try not to again.

I Swear

that they're chirping "Help us Ashley....just come over here with your tweezers and deliver us." but I KNOW they are not. I KNOW I AM NOT A CHICKEN MIDWIFE.

Ashley, you are not a chicken midwife and you will cry your fucking eyes out if you kill one of those chicks while intervening. Leave them alone!

Yup

Of course I'm not certain where my good camera is and I'm freaking out too much to go find it, so we'll have to make do with Mr. Ashley's as both camera and video camera:





OMFG they are baby chickens!! Holy fucking cuteness!!

BREAKING NEWS

WE HAVE CHICKS!!

Holy shit people! My countertop was chirping this morning and one egg had a little hole and a chick is trying to get out!! Another one is pipped and chirping too.

FUCK. WOW. OMG OMG OMG.

I'll be back once I'm done running around like a chicken with it's head cut off.

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