Some yoga friends recently arranged to have a screening of Kahlil Gibran's The Prophet, an independent animated film by Selma Hayek. The kids were really looking forward to it and on the day we were going, little kid asked what it was about.
"You know, I'm not 100% sure. I think it is actually based on an old book, a form of poetry, probably something middle eastern."
He looked confused. "Well, that is strange."
"Yes, it should be interesting to see how they turn something like that into a movie."
"It will probably be funny. A rhyming movie about a bank heist sounds funny."
"A bank heist?"
"Or whatever -- the robbery or crime or whatever."
"I don't think there is one."
"Then why is it called The Profit?"
"Oh -- oh, it's not. P-r-o-p-h-e-t. Like a messenger from God."
He looked crestfallen. "Really? Are you being serious right now?"
"Yes, hon, this movie will almost definitely not have a bank heist. I also don't know that it will rhyme."
"Well, I'm not going to lie, that is disappointing. I was really excited."
He ended up liking it more than any of us, although I was really moved by some of the incredible combinations of words.
(Spoiler alert to provide context for the reading:
He dies. That's not a huge shocker though. The end of the book/movie was gorgeous and I went home and looked up the words I remembered immediately and still read it to myself occasionally.)
It had its slow points, though, and I do think a bank heist may have helped move things along.