This Morning

little kid has:

-Snapped my sunglasses in two (2nd pair in 2 months)
-Been caught with coins in his mouth ($.20)
-Threw a pile of Mr. Ashley's files onto the floor and stomped on them (tried more hopping, too)
-Grabbed a pen and wrote on Mr. Ashley's business cards (he was supposed to be watching Big Kid play computer)
-Thrown two toys into the toilet...and then peed on them (guess who had to get them out?)
-Taken off of his diaper, pooped in his sheets, and wrapped the sheets into a ball to throw over the crib rail (guess who had to do that laundry?)
-Pushed a chair over to a shelf and got a piece of pottery down (guess whose pottery?)
-Tried to use lipstick to draw on his easel (that he got out of my purse, while I was typing this)