little kid has:
-Snapped my sunglasses in two (2nd pair in 2 months)
-Been caught with coins in his mouth ($.20)
-Threw a pile of Mr. Ashley's files onto the floor and stomped on them (tried more hopping, too)
-Grabbed a pen and wrote on Mr. Ashley's business cards (he was supposed to be watching Big Kid play computer)
-Thrown two toys into the toilet...and then peed on them (guess who had to get them out?)
-Taken off of his diaper, pooped in his sheets, and wrapped the sheets into a ball to throw over the crib rail (guess who had to do that laundry?)
-Pushed a chair over to a shelf and got a piece of pottery down (guess whose pottery?)
-Tried to use lipstick to draw on his easel (that he got out of my purse, while I was typing this)
I had this cousin, he was about as crazy as all get out and just went berserk all the time. So, my uncle got 50’ of rope and tied one end to my cousin’s pant loop and the other end to a clothes line. I’m just say’in.
sounds like my yesterday. liquid lunch, here i come!
Naptime is the most wonderful time of the day!
Dontcha wish you could wrap him up in a rug and leave him there until he's 21?
I'm still thinking that crate training may be your best option
Im crate training mine, you should go for it.
In the 2nd grade, my teacher called the gym teacher and asked her to bring down 4 jump ropes.
She then tied four of us to our desk by the legs- me and three boys.
Crazy that was OK in 1980.
Little kid needs restraints today, I see.
OMG. It's not almost, it IS naptime and a very long one at that. Put your headphones on and amazingly, he will be very quiet.
OH SHIT!!! Sorry this post makes me happy to be at work.
Have you tried that redneck duct tape thing?
i love your blog! just found it while looking at the nominees for blog of the year. is this what i have to look forward to? mine is a mere 3 months old...
i'm linking ya!
as far as the toys in the toliet - all I can think is that at least he peed in the toliet for you! my kid thinks it is super fun to aim his ding-song like a freakin' water gun! our bathroom smells like a 7-11 & i can't seem to pine-sol it away!
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